FYI Conundrum of the day

Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

Ready for some Heroin
Oct 15, 2004
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I have moved office as of last week and still have a cube in the corner, much to my delight. However I've been landed with an extra doc who is a nightmare and also three more office 'pals' in female form.

Seriously......how do women like this find men to marry them? They're so neurotic and grating, who the hell puts up with them on a daily basis? Jesus.
 

Coqui

Piccolo Pete
Oct 14, 2004
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Seriously......how do women like this find men to marry them? They're so neurotic and grating, who the hell puts up with them on a daily basis? Jesus.

You must first come to grips with the simple fact that all women are like that. Then you can realize how men marry them.
 

tre

My favorite chef is Mike Rowave
Oct 15, 2004
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Some of them only give their husbands sex once or twice a year.
:eek:
Blowjobs were for the 80's as far as these freaks are concerned.

once or twice a YEAR? wtf, i'll be doing it more than that when i'm 80
 

dbzeag

Wants to kiss you where it stinks
Jun 9, 2006
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If I am still having sex by the time I am 80, I would have been in diapers for 45 years.
 

tre

My favorite chef is Mike Rowave
Oct 15, 2004
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For real. I've been advocating the handing out of more sex and blowjobs for months now and their husbands still remain eunuchs. :( :(

just give them boxes of sex toys for xmas, maybe they'll loosen up a bit
 

Duke

. . first name's "Daisy" boys
May 12, 2008
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I think the worst thing guys ever did was stop demanding Dowries.

The fact that Dowries were often associated with arranged marriages, meaning that your dad can marry you off to some shrewish troll just to increase the family wealth, puts me squarely in the realm of being okay with this change.