Confessions from UF Members

[APRIL]

It's easy, confess something negative/not so normal about yourself or your past. For fun you know?


Confession #3: I don't always wash my jeans after the first wear. I can't remember when the last time I washed them at times.

 

[Floptical]

I love to listen to Seal.

 

[APRIL]

Confession #4: I had the white picket fence upbringing. Yet am fucked up minded.

 

[water]

I once told a girl that if I ever saw her again I would kill her. I'm not kidding.

This thread is hilarious because not 15 minutes ago I was reading online confessions of other people. All I can say about that is that there are some truly messed up people in the world.

 

[Floptical]

I don't really hate Sarcasmo

 

[APRIL]

I once told a girl that if I ever saw her again I would kill her. I'm not kidding.

This thread is hilarious because not 15 minutes ago I was reading online confessions of other people. All I can say about that is that there are some truly messed up people in the world.

Ya, since everything on the internet is true.

Confession #4: I used to bite my toenails.

 

[water]

Confession 2: Kiwi and I had sex at Fly and Ape's house while they were at work.

 

[APRIL]

Confession 2: Kiwi and I had sex at Fly and Ape's house while they were at work.

That's hot, in the shower?

 

[water]

That's hot, in the shower?

Actually yes, you had a hidden video camera apparently?

 

[Galen]

I like nazi's.

No, not in that way.

 

[Floptical]

I like nazi's.

No, not in that way.

Still a better answer than U2.

 

[water]

I like nazi's.

No, not in that way.

 

[Galen]

Still a better answer than U2.

This is true..

It would have been so much better if they were both wearing Officer hats

 

[APRIL]

Actually yes, you had a hidden video camera apparently?

We do have webcams, you know. Nice thrust by the way.


Confession #5: I'm too scared to get a boob job. I want the size, not the foreign object lodged in my chest.

 

[Floptical]

We do have webcams, you know. Nice thrust by the way.


Confession #5: I'm too scared to get a boob job. I want the size, not the foreign object lodged in my chest.

Don't forget your eye surgery.

 

[kiwi]

I talk way to negatively about my family (brothers and sisters, not Knyte), I should really stop cause they are the ones that are always going to be there for me.

 

[APRIL]

Confession #6: I talk badly about people at work behind their backs. Only because I don't want to lose my job over what I HAVE TO SAY.

 

[Galen]

I talk way to negatively about my family (brothers and sisters, not Knyte), I should really stop cause they are the ones that are always going to be there for me.

I don't talk to any of my siblings and I am the better for it.

 

[Galen]

Confession #6: I talk badly about people at work behind their backs. Only because I don't want to lose my job over what I HAVE TO SAY.

That's not a confession

 

[APRIL]

That's not a confession

How so? Because everyone does it? Then why do I feel so dirty after doing it?