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my pregnancy app shows some cool info, including a picture of how big the baby's hands are/should be at each week (approximate, obvs), and I always sing TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS when I show Jason, but he doesn't like Talking Heads so I just come across as a weirdo. fuck me if I don't still do it every week anyway :lol:
 
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august said:
my pregnancy app shows some cool info, including a picture of how big the baby's hands are/should be at each week (approximate, obvs), and I always sing TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS when I show Jason, but he doesn't like Talking Heads so I just come across as a weirdo. fuck me if I don't still do it every week anyway :lol:
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He's a bass player. He should appreciate a singing girlfriend.
 
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nukes said:
He's a bass player. He should appreciate a singing girlfriend.
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he definitely appreciates my weirdness, & that I sing dumb shit (mostly I replace words with either his names or the cat names or like... buttholes... I sing about eating my ass a lot), he just doesn't "get" that one. tbf David Byrne/TH stuff is fucking weird :lol:

I also would do this thing when I get drunk where I insist he knows songs he doesn't know, and instead of believing that he doesn't know it, I think I just have to keep singing it, but louder obviously, until he remembers it (which he cannot do bc he legitimately didn't know it)
 
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august said:
he definitely appreciates my weirdness, & that I sing dumb shit (mostly I replace words with either his names or the cat names or like... buttholes... I sing about eating my ass a lot), he just doesn't "get" that one. tbf David Byrne/TH stuff is fucking weird :lol:

I also would do this thing when I get drunk where I insist he knows songs he doesn't know, and instead of believing that he doesn't know it, I think I just have to keep singing it, but louder obviously, until he remembers it (which he cannot do bc he legitimately didn't know it)
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My dog's name is Oliver and about once a week I look at him a go " OOOOOLLLIVVAAAHHH HA HA HA.

He just stares at me like I've embarrassed him.
 
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gee said:
Our local montreal style chicken restaurant caught fire, sadly. But they've got a good sense of humor about it.



Thankfully Unfiltered Brewing (who make 'fruity motherfucker', 'flat black jesus' and other great beer that I love) was unaffected. They posted that they smell funny but they're still open.
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The whisk on the counter is a pefect touch
 
I could swear former porn actress Nina Hartley made a cameo on SNL last Saturday. Sitting two rows behind Ben Stiller:



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Mustard Dispenser said:
OMG A PERSON WALKED BY MY HOUSE
OMG A CAT
A MAN LEFT A PACKAGE ON MY DOORSTEP WHAT COULD IT MEAN?

fuckin idiots
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Some cunt was whining about dogs off leash. I told her to mind her own fuckin' business, when a lady I know through the car scene chimed in with "THE LAW IS THE LAW IS THE LAW", so I said she should call the police, and I'd follow up with a call about her idiotic Z car with no catalytic converters.

Then her husband jumped into the fray.
 
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Some cunt was whining about dogs off leash. I told her to mind her own fuckin' business, when a lady I know through the car scene chimed in with "THE LAW IS THE LAW IS THE LAW", so I said she should call the police, and I'd follow up with a call about her idiotic Z car with no catalytic converters.

Then her husband jumped into the fray.
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Did he put her on a leash?
 
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Jehannum said:
Some cunt was whining about dogs off leash. I told her to mind her own fuckin' business, when a lady I know through the car scene chimed in with "THE LAW IS THE LAW IS THE LAW", so I said she should call the police, and I'd follow up with a call about her idiotic Z car with no catalytic converters.

Then her husband jumped into the fray.
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Savage.
 
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