christmas lights

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
 
God almighty I can't stop laughing over here. That vid kills me. Oh, and if you're bandwidth suddenly vanishes, it's because I emailed it to about 40 people.
 
kiwi said:
That was crazy. I wonder how long it took him to do that. I want to do something like that on my house.
Actually, if he has a DMX style lighting controller, they have a midi interface. It would take longer to hang the lights at that point than to program the show.
 
White and tastefully done. In other words, not American style with blinking lights in all colours of the rainbow draped all over fucking everything including the neighbours dog. Tone it the fuck down people.