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[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

This day just gets worse and worse and worse. WHYY ME!!

 

[chimney]

enema, not sure if it would make your day worse or not; but i get to go get a drug test done today so i can get re-employed by officemax.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Man my day would definitely get worse if I had to have a drug test, I'd be screwed.

Good luck chim.

 

[chimney]

Man my day would definitely get worse if I had to have a drug test, I'd be screwed.

Good luck chim.

i would be screwed if it was a test on how to take drugs, except for caffeine or alcohol i figured those two out.

 

[Thorn Bird]

hi chim!! what took you so long to get here?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

i would be screwed if it was a test on how to take drugs, except for caffeine or alcohol i figured those two out.

Probably a good thing dear. Drugs tend to ravave your youth, in a bad way.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

i would be screwed if it was a test on how to take drugs, except for caffeine or alcohol i figured those two out.

you and me both

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Evil dirty meat? You bastard. I'll get my own back. I've got a pack of patchouli incense with your name on it mister.

Well, I don't want to get in the crossfire on this one now...

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Well, I don't want to get in the crossfire on this one now...

I've got a special lavender bag in my arsenal if you try and protect him.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Ha! I spent the last few years building an immunity to lavender.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I have a patchouli and lavender proof biohazard suit for just such occasions.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Take some Patch-X for good measure

 

[Duke]

Seconded.


Don't make me track him down.

But his handle has to be 'Kiki's Bitch' or it's a no go.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I have a patchouli and lavender proof biohazard suit for just such occasions.

Ha! I spent the last few years building an immunity to lavender.

But can you defend against the super secret hippie weapon of choice??


FLOWER POWER

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Shields are at 20% captain.....and falling.....

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I choose you CND flag!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Oh look, a barrel of Agent Orange

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I see your Agent Orange and shield myself with a wigwam made from organic hemp.

 

[Duke]

I see your Agent Orange and shield myself with a wigwam made from organic hemp.

I counter your organic hemp wig wam with a Cheech & Chong torpedo fired with the words 'Look Boys! A Pot TeePee'

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I counter your organic hemp wig wam with a Cheech & Chong torpedo fired with the words 'Look Boys! A Pot TeePee'

I see your Cheech & Chogn torpedo and dive for cover under a rock from Stonehenge and begin to chant for the power of 1000 ancient pagans to banish you from earth.