Chili Dog

[shawndavid]

No, April, it's not what you think. (See: http://www.collegehumor.com/jokes/24143/)


We are in dire need of a trip to the grocery store. There is nothing that I would consider to be a meat in this house. I just cracked a can of store brand chili and nuked some hot dogs and had, for the first time sober in my adult life, a chili dog. It was, quite possibly, the worst experience I've had in 2006 including getting a doctor's pointer in my crapper.

Fuck me I hate hot dogs.

 

[wanko80]

You had anal sex with your doctor? Did he charge for it or was it covered by your copay?

 

[b_sinning]

Wait until the chilli dog gas kicks in.

 

[Wessels]

is there anyway to avoid those appointments other than suicide? o and i have never been a big fan of hot dogs.

 

[APRIL]

In for chili dog!

 

[Thorn Bird]

i love chili dogs. now i want one.

 

[fly]

is there anyway to avoid those appointments other than suicide? o and i have never been a big fan of hot dogs.

Umm, if your doc is using a hot dog, hes doing it wrong*.


edit: RIGHT

 

[my little brony]

6) The Divot-A must for golfers! When you've got your hand below

the belt on some girl with a fair amount of bush, you grab on to as

much of it as you can, scream "Fore!" and rip every last pube out of

her.

jesus


edit:

26) The Dog in the Bathtub-The name given to attempting to drop

your nuts into a girl's asshole. An apt name as it's about the

only thing harder than getting a dog into a bathtub.

omg

 

[my little brony]

i love chili dogs. now i want one.

when I was little I loved chili dogs because they were also the favorite food of Sonic the Hedgehog

 

[JAXvillain]

you should buy brats instead of dogs...brats are infinitely better

 

[itburnswhenipee]

for the first time sober in my adult life,

That's where you went wrong. Chili dogs are best eaten while blind drunk and at three AM.

 

[ERage]

That's where you went wrong. Chili dogs are best eaten while blind drunk and at three AM.

yeah, chili dogs are a good puke, they come up smooth. Not like shellfish

 

[Ryokurin]

Dont use store brand chili as most of the time its B or C grade stuff. Go with Bush or Hormel and its great stuff.

 

[bast_imret]

needs moar coleslaw on it

 

[ERage]

Dont use store brand chili as most of the time its B or C grade stuff. Go with Bush or Hormel and its great stuff.

Bunker Hill Hotdog Chili Sauce ftw

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I cant believe you tried to eat chili from a can

 

[zengirl]

You're supposed to put chili on a burger, not on a hot dog.

 

[JAXvillain]

You're supposed to put chili on a burger, not on a hot dog.

is this some chicago thing? chili has always been as equally at home on a dog as a burger

 

[zengirl]

is this some chicago thing? chili has always been as equally at home on a dog as a burger

Chicago puts freakin salads on their hotdogs and they're steamed.

I like my hotdogs charred with ketchup, you can keep the bun



I like my burgers with everything, including chili

 

[JAXvillain]

Chicago puts freakin salads on their hotdogs and they're steamed.

I like my hotdogs charred with ketchup, you can keep the bun



I like my burgers with everything, including chili

ewww, catsup

dijon mustard for me