Bush Speech We'd Like to Hear

[smileynev]

Wow! That's a change of pace for you.

Its best for my karma.

 

[Sp`ange]

Reporter: Mr. President, would you care to comment on your recent dissolution of NAFTA and your complete veto of CAFTA?

Spange: OMGWTF F**k you cracka EL-O-EL

Damn straight. I'd be like, "fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. who's next?"

I'd vote for ya. You'd make a good prez. Fair tax here we come!

damn straight. I'd make it mandatory for welfare fuckers to get jobs or they end up paving or digging ditches.

welfare dumbass: "boo hoo hoo. I can't find a job. boo hoo hoo. the man is keeping me down. booo hoo hooo"

me: Mexicans bust their asses tryin' to get to the US to fuckin work and when they get here, they do just that. get of your ass America. Time for you to be responsible for your life.

I find it best that when you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all. So I will keep my mouth shut here.

stfu you bleeding heart, socialist fuck.

 

[Galen]

As if Bush needs a speech writer!

 

[fly]

As if Bush needs a speech writer!

Exactly! He's GREAT off the cuff.

 

[Galen]

Exactly! He's GREAT off the cuff.

I have to admit though, Tony Blair is a master of spin. The only reason why he has stayed in government though is because the only other alternative is the tories, and they're seen as backward.

 

[JJ Lady]

SO Spange, you're for legalizing pot right??

 

[Sp`ange]

SO Spange, you're for legalizing pot right??

even though I don't smoke, yes.

in fact, I'd end the drug war and put all those resources in to treating addiction.

 

[shawndavid]

I have to admit though; Tony Blair is a master of spin. The only reason why he has stayed in government though is because the only other alternative is the Tories, and they're seen as backward.

When you say that...you refer to him as a Whig...mmm...I love the thought of the Tories coming into power...then maybe William will die from untreated syphilis he got from Britney and then Harry will declare war on Tommy Chong for selling out to the pee-cleaning industry...


Just as always, you can vote for a Democrat if you disagree with your party's forward foot.

Unfortunately, for me, at least, not enough R/Lers were able to ease up and grab some Nader. God damned bastards blame it on the liberals for losing the Kerry vote...I blame it on the swing-vote conservatives...they TRULY lost not the KERRY vote, but the NADER vote. The douchebag Kerry camp focuses on what THEY lost instead of what the WORLD lost.

I wonder what color Nader's graphics would have been...