GAY Bloated bastard back bacon baked beans
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nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
I just go with the flow. Both Bloodhammer and Frau have at least 20 IQ points on me. Once in a while I grock the whole thing.
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Anachronistic anacondas agonizingly antagonizing Arthur Ash at an Arby's, albeit ages ago and awkwardly anti-American, as adjunct Algerian assassins arrived.
How cute, he thinks only Blood and Frau have at least 20 IQ points on him.
Anyways, as usual, I'm instantly turned on by @Bloodhammer 's avatar once more.
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nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
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nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
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Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
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Or my mouth...
Or my mouth...
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
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Meanwhile, I have trademarked FluidPenis™.
No relation.