Bad Joke Turkey-day

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InnerMuse

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Hello folks! It's time to liven up your Monday with tastless turkey jokes. So cram you hand up that birds butt and spew forth the jokes you are most thankful for.

Remember, double points are given for sticking to the theme.

Good Luck!:D

Edit: You have until tuesday morning. If I'm feeling generous (and extremely bored) I'll delay the ending time to Thursday morning.
 
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InnerMuse said:
Hello folks! It's time to liven up your Monday with tastless turkey jokes. So cram you hand up that birds butt and spew forth the jokes you are most thankful for.

Remember, double points are given for sticking to the theme.

Good Luck!:D

Edit: You have until tuesday morning. If I'm feeling generous (and extremely bored) I'll delay the ending time to Thursday morning.
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when is thanksgiving anyways?
 
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