Bad Joke Monday

InnerMuse · Jun 12, 2006

FlamingGlory said:
How many members of a given demographic group does it take to change a lightbulb?

N+1 (where N != 0)

1 to change the bulb and N to act in a stereotypical fashion.

...wtf was that? Next thing we know, you'll start posting binary jokes.

SpyderGST · Jun 12, 2006

One I heard at lunch today:

Bob and Tom were at lunch discussing the past weekend.

Bob: I went skydiving for the first time this weekend.

Tom: Really? Tell me about it.

Bob: I was paired up with the biggest, meanest jump instructor in the place. When we got to the proper altitude, all of the other guys jumped, until the instructor and I were the only one left. I told the instructor, "I don't want to jump, I've changed my mind"

Tom: What'd he say?

Bob: He said, "I'm the biggest, meanest gay guy you'd ever want to meet and if you don't jump, I'm going to force you to have sex with me right now!"

Tom: Wow! Did you jump?

Bob: A little, at first.

ZRH · Jun 12, 2006

InnerMuse said:
...wtf was that? Next thing we know, you'll start posting binary jokes.

Well I thought it was HILARIOUS.

water · Jun 12, 2006

http://bobfromaccounting.com/4_1404/nonconformist.html

http://bobfromaccounting.com/10_2004/skankygirl.html

:lol:

InnerMuse · Jun 12, 2006

FlamingGlory said:
Well I thought it was HILARIOUS.

InnerMuse · Jun 12, 2006

KNYTE said:
http://bobfromaccounting.com/4_1404/nonconformist.html

http://bobfromaccounting.com/10_2004/skankygirl.html

That's... short bus special. I think I lost brain cells :drool:

itburnswhenipee · Jun 12, 2006

InnerMuse said:
...wtf was that? Next thing we know, you'll start posting binary jokes.

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InnerMuse · Jun 12, 2006

Ok, I have a 3 way tie for my "special" dirty joke prize:
Ceiling fly with his Tequila/blowjob
Drool-boy with his Pirate/nutz
and SpyderGST with his Skydiving/butsex

I also have a tie between FlamingGlory and Ceiling fly.

and BeeRad get's second because I hate him.

Most notable goes to Rev, and Taeric, and Thorn, funny schtuff, guys and doll... err, miss, I meant MISS AAAHHHHhhhhhhh *thud*

Thanks for playing everyone! See you next month.

water · Jun 12, 2006

itburnswhenipee said:
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Not all of it came across in the copy. I curse the name of the owner of the site I used to encode that.

I hate salespeople, there I said it.

InnerMuse · Jun 12, 2006

InnerMuse said:
Ok, I have a 3 way tie for my "special" dirty joke prize:
Ceiling fly with his Tequila/blowjob
Drool-boy with his Pirate/nutz
and SpyderGST with his Skydiving/butsex

I also have a tie between FlamingGlory and Ceiling fly.

and BeeRad get's second because I hate him.

Most notable goes to Rev, and Taeric, and Thorn, funny schtuff, guys and doll... err, miss, I meant MISS AAAHHHHhhhhhhh *thud*

Thanks for playing everyone! See you next month.

The prizes will be PMed later this evening due to technical difficulties. I hate my work comp...

water · Jun 12, 2006

InnerMuse said:
The prizes will be PMed later this evening due to technical difficulties. I hate my work comp...

I'm still unclear on exactly what this "prize" is?

SpyderGST · Jun 12, 2006

InnerMuse said:
Ok, I have a 3 way tie for my "special" dirty joke prize:
Ceiling fly with his Tequila/blowjob
Drool-boy with his Pirate/nutz
and SpyderGST with his Skydiving/butsex

I also have a tie between FlamingGlory and Ceiling fly.

and BeeRad get's second because I hate him.

Most notable goes to Rev, and Taeric, and Thorn, funny schtuff, guys and doll... err, miss, I meant MISS AAAHHHHhhhhhhh *thud*

Thanks for playing everyone! See you next month.

/bows
I'd like to thank the academy, and my buddy who went to lunch with me today, and.....

ZRH · Jun 12, 2006

Woo-hiss.

itburnswhenipee · Jun 12, 2006

KNYTE said:
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Not all of it came across in the copy. I curse the name of the owner of the site I used to encode that.

I hate salespeople, there I said it.

But wait! What do you have? You just trailed off.

I mean:

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fly · Jun 12, 2006

BeeRad said:
hmmmm, i origonally posted that, lol

uhh, look on the first page. :fly:

fly · Jun 13, 2006

oh snap. i got my prize! :lol:

thanks you innermuse

InnerMuse · Jun 13, 2006

KNYTE said:
I'm still unclear on exactly what this "prize" is?

You have to win to find out. For you, I'd make an exception -you'd get gun porn as well as the boobie prize.

InnerMuse · Jun 13, 2006

ceiling fly said:
oh snap. i got my prize!

thanks you innermuse

You're welcome, sugar lumps!:beatit:

BeerAd · Jun 13, 2006

ceiling fly said:
uhh, look on the first page.

And this reminds me AGAIN to read before I write

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