Since the current smileynev has pretty much vanished, I need to audition for a replacement. Successful candidates should posses the following qualities
- Must be a fan of Claudia Black and Farscape, or willing to train to become one.
- Must be capable of, and enjoy lengthy discussions pertaining to
s, hippies, and the French and be able to effectively communicate both rational and ludicrous methods of extermination.
- Must have a slightly more liberal bent than my 'slightly to the right of Atilla The Hun' leaning, in order to foster interesting discussion.
- Must enjoy mutual good natured ribbing when the other does something spectacularly stupid, like buying a Mac or buying someone a house.
- Must understand my neverending conquest for more land.
- Must maintain that Greedo shot first.
- Must be eloquent in conversing with regards to cut rate and half assed home construction, repair, and decorating techniques. First hand knowledge of jerry-rigged electrical wiring a plus.
- Should posses a basic knowledge of all other things Sci-Fi, particularly Star Wars.
- Living under constant threat of bear attack is a plus.
- Cold weather tolerance (-20 degrees F) is also a plus.
- Candidates who dislike cheese will be disqualified immediately.
