Halp Ask GHOST anything v. 2010

Why does it take ING 7 business days to transfer funds to my Charles Schwab checking account?

So that the banks moving the money back and forth can accumulate as much interest on the funds as possible before passing it along.

Ass or tits?

Ass.

Is kiwi going to get ravaged in the sack tonight for wearing such a sexy outfit?

All evidence points to "yes".
 
How does one get motivated to be more physically active? I am quite lazy and should work out.
 
How does one get motivated to be more physically active? I am quite lazy and should work out.

You simply have to make the choice to do it.

should I take a shower before checking out of this hotel and driving home for three/four hours? or just leave

Yes, less of chance of feeling gross and sweaty on the drive home.

When does CPR become necrophilia?

When it's being done in the morgue.
 
I like painkillers, even when I'm not in pain. Why?

Probably mild addiction. Your brain thinks you need them just to feel normal. Stop getting your scripts filled, or tell your doc.

Bing or Google?

Google. I wanted to use/like Bing, but google is so habitual that it just can't compete.

Should I look into the HTC Evo 4G, even though it is with Sprint?

We have Sprint, it's awesome. Call with confidence. Word is bond.