are you smart?

[midge]

i'm not particularly bright. for the most part i just laugh my way through awkward conversation with smart people, and they look at me like i'm a totally dummy. my boyfriend's kind of a dummy too, so we do okay.

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, how 'bout you folks? are you all good brained? average? or sitting in the dumb corner with me?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'm a fucking genius.

/thread

 

[Desslock]

No I'm is smrt.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Smart as a rock and as sharp as a bowling ball.

 

[midge]

I'm a fucking genius.

/thread

you don't count, smarty pants.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Smart as a rock and as sharp as a bowling ball.

After working in a bowling alley and seeing some sharp bowling ball related injuries I can inform everybody that is VERY sharp indeed.

 

[Coqui]

Take Einstein's IQ, Multiply it by 3. Then Divide by 0.

That's my IQ.

 

[midge]

even i know you can't divide by zero!!!!

 

[b_sinning]

Bacon is brain food.

 

[Coqui]

even i know you can't divide by zero!!!!

You can. The consequences are dire though.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

even i know you can't divide by zero!!!!

Sure you can, I do it all the time.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Take Einstein's IQ, Multiply it by 3. Then Divide by 0.

That's my IQ.

Mine is Einstein's IQ to the power of 9.

 

[midge]

i'm gonna have some hot chocolate and take a series of online iq tests until i find one that says i'm a genius (probably one for 4 year olds DON'T JUDGE ME) and then post the results so nme will think we're kindred sprirts.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

i'm gonna have some hot chocolate and take a series of online iq tests until i find one that says i'm a genius (probably one for 4 year olds DON'T JUDGE ME) and then post the results so nme will think we're kindred sprirts.

You're welcome to join my harem, so long as your jew family brings money.

 

[Coqui]

i'm gonna have some hot chocolate and take a series of online iq tests until i find one that says i'm a genius (probably one for 4 year olds DON'T JUDGE ME) and then post the results so nme will think we're kindred sprirts.

Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

^

My immediate thought.

 

[Coqui]

^

My immediate thought.

It's amazing how much we forget in such a short time.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

It's amazing how much we forget in such a short time.

It's also amazing how much you don't absorb by bunking off.

 

[Jonny_B]

to a fault sometimes. unless i'm "on" i can be boring as fuck in person.

i tend to stay quiet unless i have something funny to add to a conversation, or i just ask a lot of questions since i'm interested in just about anything anyone has to say about who they are or what they like or do.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

to a fault sometimes. unless i'm "on" i can be boring as fuck in person.

i tend to stay quiet unless i have something funny to add to a conversation, or i just ask a lot of questions since i'm interested in just about anything anyone has to say about who they are or what they like or do.

I'm the joint first loudest person I know.