Are you FOR or AGAINST Vince?

[Duke]

Ramsay's voice is soothing

So is execution by lethal injection, but I think both I will be avoiding for the time being.

 

[APRIL]

You Europeans are so lucky.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Lucky how ape?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

So is execution by lethal injection, but I think both I will be avoiding for the time being.

You're just jealous he has the kinda macho women swoon over, as opposed to your kinda macho which they run from.

 

[APRIL]

Your commercials aren't jammed down your throat with high volume and corny ads. It's quite annoying. Hep.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Yeah, we don't have as many ads either. I like watching some American ads just cos I find them so laughable "BUY THIS YOU WILL GROW ALL YOUR HAIR BACK CALL 800-666-66". Funny stuff.

 

[Duke]

You're just jealous he has the kinda macho women swoon over, as opposed to your kinda macho which they run from.

Well, in the past, this was true, but I learned how to make it work for me.

See, I find them standing in front of a wall. They turn to run, splat. Headfirst into wall. Knock themselves out.

The advantages from there I don't think I need to expand upon.

 

[thrawn]

0118 999 881 999 119 725

 

[thrawn]

THREEEEEEE

 

[JAXvillain]

i used my shamwow to pick up a can of coke i spilled on the floor and that shit changed my life forever.


<3

happy to help...going forward I request that you do not use me on "the wet spot" again however

 

[thrawn]

i used my shamwow to pick up a can of coke i spilled on the floor and that shit changed my life forever.


<3

Is that Colombian for, "I did a bump?"

 

[Jonny_B]

0118 999 881 999 119 725

shens. there is no +8 or +89* country code.

oh, right. 911. now i remember.

 

[polo]

I record darn near everything and skip past the commercials.

And loud commercials are less annoying than Gordon Ramsey anyway.

i agree

 

[Applesauce]

i do like american advertisements - i like the way they're always 400% louder than the TV show you're watching, i like the way they've always got a catchy phone number and i especially like how every commercial is absolutely dogshit, corny and could only be broadcast in your fine country.

lol, Exactry

 

[Syrup Beaver]

i use my shamwow as a maxi pad

Do you just wring it out in the sink at work?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Do you just wring it out in the sink at work?

Wring it into a bucket
Its what the hobos use to wash windows with at the street corners

 

[Thorn Bird]

i want all this crap he's selling now.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Wring it into a bucket
Its what the hobos use to wash windows with at the street corners

That explains the chunks on my windshield.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

That explains the chunks on my windshield.

And the flock of seagulls following behind

 

[Syrup Beaver]

And the flock of seagulls following behind

I thought they were just playing my theme song.

NOW I know the truth!