An Orange Lindsay Lohan

[Harper]

I wish she didn't fake tan or whatever. She looked so much better without it.

 

[APRIL]

I heard she got it from behind from Colin Ferrel in a hot tub at Val Kilmers house.

 

[BigDov]

I give her a thumbs down

 

[APRIL]

I give her a thumbs down

She's definitely a cutie, but her intentions are wack yo.

 

[theacoustician]

Needs less makeup

 

[BigDov]

She's definitely a cutie, but her intentions are wack yo.

She's cute for sure, but dunking ones self in a vat of Coppertone doesn't impress me at all. Just weird looking.

 

[Millions]

Saw some shots of her in a tiny blue bikini once. You could see her butt crack in one of them.

She's definitely a cutie.

 

[simple]

She's definitely a cutie, but her intentions are wack yo.

intentions? what intentions?

 

[APRIL]

Orange is my favorite color.

Come to mommy.

 

[APRIL]

intentions? what intentions?

Her intentions of getting you from behind.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

My my, what a little freak show she's turned into

 

[Pandora]

Yeah you'd at least one person in Hollywood would have the heart to tell her she's looks like a really f'd up smurf or something.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Yeah you'd at least one person in Hollywood would have the heart to tell her she's looks like a really f'd up smurf or something.

Get Elton John on the phone

 

[Harper]

Yeah you'd at least one person in Hollywood would have the heart to tell her she's looks like a really f'd up smurf or something.

exactly. its really too bad, cause she's real hot without all that crap.

 

[I Robert I]

I still want her

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

why the hell is she glowing?
wtf?

 

[simple]

I removed the tan so you guys could see how hot she would be without it:

 

[theacoustician]

why the hell is she glowing?
wtf?

She purchased a glowy thing from the store right when fly was screwing with the database. You see the results. Be warned.

 

[Millions]

I removed the tan so you guys could see how hot she would be without it:

Nice, very nice. Now remove her clothes.

 

[Coqui]

Looks like she's had some plastic surgery too. (And I'm not talking about her breasts)