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APRIL

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I should probably catch the one feral around my house and barn. Super skinny. Likes to pick fights with my barn cats and the neighbors indoor/outdoor cats. It's a male and pisses all over everything (spy cam in barn confirmed). I tossed all of the hay bales due to that cat.
Ya, fix that little fuckers wagon.
 

Domon

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I don't really like male cats. They're usually assholes. Female cats, once spayed, are generally easier to deal with.
im with ya, ive only ever had female cats live a long time reliably.

The males all got wanderlusts and would just head off on long journeys and not return
 

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you've gotta acknowledge thats an illogical dislike though. The only purpose for having that shit connected is to have kids. Which you have no interest in. It literally affects nothing else. It feels the same, you dont lose any function, etc etc.
I can't imagine a single scenario where I would be dumb enough to breed. But I don't like (possibly) permanent modifications to my body.
 

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I can't imagine a single scenario where I would be dumb enough to breed. But I don't like (possibly) permanent modifications to my body.
You've already had two. Your umbilical cord got removed, and unless your parents were super hippies you're already missing part of your dick. But if i remember, you're also not a tattoo kinda guy, etc etc. So it may be more a "my body is a temple" thing.
 
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You've already had two. Your umbilical cord got removed, and unless your parents were super hippies you're already missing part of your dick. But if i remember, you're also not a tattoo kinda guy, etc etc. So it may be more a "my body is a temple" thing.
Clearly not a temple, but you're exactly right. I would never get a tattoo for the same reason.

As another example, I used to want to have my face lasered so I wouldn't have to shave. At the time, I said that I wouldn't actually do it because there might be a time when I wanted a beard. Here I am.
 

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Clearly not a temple, but you're exactly right. I would never get a tattoo for the same reason.

As another example, I used to want to have my face lasered so I wouldn't have to shave. At the time, I said that I wouldn't actually do it because there might be a time when I wanted a beard. Here I am.
thank fuck fat zac didnt do that.
 
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Clearly not a temple, but you're exactly right. I would never get a tattoo for the same reason.

As another example, I used to want to have my face lasered so I wouldn't have to shave. At the time, I said that I wouldn't actually do it because there might be a time when I wanted a beard. Here I am.
You could apply the same logic to the tube tying .
Who knows , one day you may be on safari with pigmies in Borneo and be mistaken for a fertility god .