Advice Ambien broke my vagina

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Last night, I took my Ambien and went to bed. Apparently I decided I needed a little orgasmic sleep assistance, because I started using my vibrator, AND THEN FELL ASLEEP WITH IT ON.

I must have rolled over at some point and pulled the plug out of the wall, because when I woke up it wasn't on anymore. However, it was covered in blood and my bits were stinging like hell.

I took a mirror to assess the damage, and I actually abraded my whole vulva and have an open sore right on my fucking clit.

Thanks, Ambien.

 

[MadDog]

 

[Domon]

This place has become genmay

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[MadDog]

This place has become genmay

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[nukes]

I had a similar experience to this in Girl Scout camp. As a hermaphrodite, things can become a little complicated.
My lovers were vexed.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Pics or it never happened

 

[nukes]

How long does it take a vagina to heal?
Two months, according to women who have given birth.

 

[nukes]

[GIPHY="vagina destruction"]https://media3.giphy.com/media/12HFa3vNIPdxyU/giphy.gif[/GIPHY]

 

[nukes]

[GIPHY="touch my vagina"]https://media2.giphy.com/media/XwgvKWWmDxIxG/giphy.gif[/GIPHY]

 

[nukes]

[GIPHY="smells like vagina"]https://media0.giphy.com/media/mf9q3xyxOLZao/giphy.gif[/GIPHY]

 

[nukes]

[GIPHY="someone forgot to douche"]https://media3.giphy.com/media/V47FQFjK3TWSc/giphy.gif[/GIPHY]

 

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This place has become genmay

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Ok I'll stop

 

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How long does it take a vagina to heal?
Two months, according to women who have given birth.

imagine the clit scan

*scar

 

[nukes]

imagine the clit scan

*scar

5% I've rarely met a vagina I didn't get along with.

 

[MacG]

[GIPHY="someone forgot to douche"]https://media3.giphy.com/media/V47FQFjK3TWSc/giphy.gif[/GIPHY]

Did we just see a kid get permanent brain damage?

 

[HipHugHer]

Douching regularly is not a healthy thing at all. It should only be performed when medically necessary.

 

[nukes]

Douching regularly is not a healthy thing at all. It should only be performed when medically necessary.

It's a line from a Richard Pryor record.

 

[HipHugHer]

It's a line from a Richard Pryor record.

Dammit.

 

[Strings]

Well this is just silly

 

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5% I've rarely met a vagina I didn't get along with.

I still got it wrong - I meant "scab"

Fucking swipe-to-text