FYI AMA - Such as what is wrong with the cuntlefish

APRIL

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Ask me anything.

I will tell you lotto numbers, what is going to happen to you in the future, what my favorite carb is, and/or whatever. Go go go.
 

Domon

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what is going to happen to me in the future?

Specifically 1.8 years from now, 10 years from now, and 32 years from now.

Go.
 

APRIL

Feel Free to Pee on Me
Sep 30, 2004
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what is going to happen to me in the future?

Specifically 1.8 years from now, 10 years from now, and 32 years from now.

Go.

In 1.8 years you will still be at the same job making 6% more and wondering what its like to switch careers for once in your lifetime.

Ten years from now you will still be at that same job, but they moved your desk down into the basement and stopped paying you.

32 years from now you will run a huge successful operation for the same company and get a nobel prize for how your operation saved the world from certain death. They will begin paying you again.
 

Domon

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May 19, 2011
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In 1.8 years you will still be at the same job making 6% more and wondering what its like to switch careers for once in your lifetime.

Ten years from now you will still be at that same job, but they moved your desk down into the basement and stopped paying you.

32 years from now you will run a huge successful operation for the same company and get a nobel prize for how your operation saved the world from certain death. They will begin paying you again.


Im good with this as long as i have my stapler.
 

Domon

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Which of your children do you hate the least? The rapist, or the psychotic. Or maybe the rape victim.