Drinkin' my beer watchin' cars go round a circle,
Cars go round a circle, cars go round a circle
Drinkin' my beer watchin' cars go round a circle
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Get another beer, then watch cars go round a circle,
Cars go round a circle, cars go round a circle
Runnin' out of beer, watching cars go round a circle
Guess I better go to the store
Gotta make a pitstop while the cars go round a circle,
Cars go round a circle, cars go round a circle
Gotta have a shit while the cars go round a circle
Hope I don't miss a big 'ol crash
Wife says GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT while the cars go round a circle,
Cars go round a circle, cars go round a circle
Wife says FUCK YOU IM LEAVING IM GETTING A DIVORCE GOODBYE while the cars go round a circle
DAMN MISSUS IM TRYIN TO WATCH THE RACE
Spent half the day working on the house, left the TV on which ended up showing a NASCAR race for a good part of it. Got a stupid song out of it at least.
Feel free to tack on some verses.