Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Would that come from beating off in a wheat field?Only if it contains dry "seeds"
Would that come from beating off in a wheat field?Only if it contains dry "seeds"
Humping a loaf of warm pizza dough was my first though. Or those darn baby seeds.Would that come from beating off in a wheat field?
Whatever goes best with the faux "mahogany" (stained pine) in his mancave, I'm guessing.What kind of a crop is super?
That's simply unacceptable. I mean, I have a laminate parquet floor but I'm poor so this should be expected.Whatever goes best with the faux "mahogany" (stained pine) in his mancave, I'm guessing.
Stained pine looks just like more expensive wood, dontchaknow?That's simply unacceptable. I mean, I have a laminate parquet floor but I'm poor so this should be expected.
It's random.I'm unable to discern what type of numerical progression this is.
RACIST!!! j/k
I once used shampoo as lube for anal sex. She wasn't very happy with me.Former gf's roommate got extra pissed at me as I had used her shampoo when mine had run out (suspiciously quickly, he said) so I unscrewed the top of hers just enough that when she flipped it over and squeezed it would pop off.
I felt kind of bad that the resulting slick meant she fell, but she wasnt badly hurt.
I tried Vicks Vapor Rub on the v-jay since she said it was burning. She proceeded to try to BTF out of me. * 30+ yrs. ago.I once used shampoo as lube for anal sex. She wasn't very happy with me.
I once used shampoo as lube for anal sex. She wasn't very happy with me.
Come on, you're not a total failure. You're not that good at being a failure so that only makes you a modest one.total failure