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[wetwillie]

I may start a helmet rental business going once I figure out the explosive anti-theft device. Tricky stuff.

"Good Head, By The Hour"

 

[wetwillie]

Helmets aren't required here for anything. Saw a guy on Harley the other day with American flag wrapped around his face like a burka. I think he was making a statement.

 

[Jehannum]

Helmets aren't required here for anything. Saw a guy on Harley the other day with American flag wrapped around his face like a burka. I think he was making a statement.

Helmets are a scam, just ask @HipHugHer

His pappy din' need no helmet.

 

[wetwillie]

Helmets are a scam, just ask @HipHugHer

His pappy din' need no helmet.

Darwinian curve. Not wearing a(ny) helmet is for the dumz.

 

[Jehannum]

Darwinian curve. Not wearing a(ny) helmet is for the dumz.

Counterpoint: wearing a bubble because you can't be trusted not to engage in risky behavior is actually anti-Darwinian, because risky behavior is supposed to remove you from the gene pool.

 

[wetwillie]

Counterpoint: wearing a bubble because you can't be trusted not to engage in risky behavior is actually anti-Darwinian, because risky behavior is supposed to remove you from the gene pool.

Sarcasm duly noted. Still too many assholes driving crotch rockets like assholes.

 

[HipHugHer]

Helmets are a scam, just ask @HipHugHer

His pappy din' need no helmet.

He didn't but he made us wear one.

 

[HipHugHer]

Like this. Same sort of snap on flip down eye shield but they were in gorgeous sparkly 70s metallic flake. A blue one and a red one.

 

[nukes]

My motorcycle helmet had no visor so I wore sunglasses. If you've ever tried to ride a motorcycle with no visor without sunglasses, you won't do that very many times.

 

[nukes]

 

[nukes]

 

[nukes]

 

[august]

Like this. Same sort of snap on flip down eye shield but they were in gorgeous sparkly 70s metallic flake. A blue one and a red one.


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this is the kinda helmet my grandma was wearing when she was riding on the back of my grandpa's bike & lost her top teeth/a big section of her upper jaw

 

[HipHugHer]

this is the kinda helmet my grandma was wearing when she was riding on the back of my grandpa's bike & lost her top teeth/a big section of her upper jaw

Ouch holy shit.
I know full face ones protect more but they feel claustrophobic to me.

A smack in the face might change that though.

 

[wetwillie]

 

[wetwillie]

 

[wetwillie]

I blame it all on nukes.

 

[nukes]

I find this acceptable.

 

[nukes]

 

[nukes]