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[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Go irritate them with some Eiffel 65 or something.

Oh god I dont think I have that much hate in my veins these days

 

[HipHugHer]

Is that modification even legal!?

Found a couple pics of it. Would have to dig up exact wording of some regs to judge legality outside something like a controlled movie set or old wild west show.

 

[gee]

Oh god I dont think I have that much hate in my veins these days

Hit 'em with this instead, then.



"haha I haven't heard that song in forever! awesome!"

... 6 hours later ...

"WHY IS THAT SONG STILL IN MY HEAD?!"

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Hit 'em with this instead, then.



"haha I haven't heard that song in forever! awesome!"

... 6 hours later ...

"WHY IS THAT SONG STILL IN MY HEAD?!"

That was on their last playlist I swear, those motherfuckers put this kinda crap on repeat. They'd think it was an endorsement.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Can confirm. Just read the title and its in my head.

Fuck you, gee

 

[Valve1138]

Just play Panama over and over.

 

[gee]

Can confirm. Just read the title and its in my head.

Fuck you, gee

oops

 

[Valve1138]

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Apparently I volunteered to return to work.
Last month I sent them something that said

"No thanks, I'm saving a lot of gas money by not coming in"

So, apparently that's volunteering

 

[gee]

Just play Panama over and over.

Problem is then you gotta listen to Panama yourself over and over.

 

[Valve1138]

Apparently I volunteered to return to work.
Last month I sent them something that said

"No thanks, I'm saving a lot of gas money by not coming in"

So, apparently that's volunteering

Watch your corn hole, bud.

 

[Valve1138]

Problem is then you gotta listen to Panama yourself over and over.

I'm fine with that.

 

[tre]

Meanwhile in Canada....

Ottawa man shocked to find moose in swimming pool

Ottawa Police say the moose has returned to the forest after spending a few hours in a south-end swimming pool.

ottawa.ctvnews.ca

 

[Valve1138]

That Moose has the right idea.

 

[Domon]

Apparently I volunteered to return to work.
Last month I sent them something that said

"No thanks, I'm saving a lot of gas money by not coming in"

So, apparently that's volunteering

well fuck man, mask up, dont hesitate to call out retards that arent masking up, and stay away from "meetings" where they put too many people in a room.

 

[Jehannum]

Apparently I volunteered to return to work.
Last month I sent them something that said

"No thanks, I'm saving a lot of gas money by not coming in"

So, apparently that's volunteering

That's what you get for replying to the email.

Never reply to the email.

 

[Strings]

That's what you get for replying to the email.

Never reply to the email.

When they asked us here who wants to stay and work in the lab, everyone but me took two steps backwards.

 

[Jehannum]

When they asked us here who wants to stay and work in the lab, everyone but me took two steps backwards.

I preemptively emailed to say that I would be working from home longer because of my bleomycin treatments.

 

[fly]

Apparently I volunteered to return to work.
Last month I sent them something that said

"No thanks, I'm saving a lot of gas money by not coming in"

So, apparently that's volunteering

Jesus dude, please be careful.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

@gee they're now playing this shite