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[fly]

but only to the whites cuz why would i be racist against my brown people or our partners in crime, the black community


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Regardless. We ALL did some really stupid shit.

 

[fly]

Youre all so enlightened now that youre only racist against white people

The correct term is woke, you troglodyte.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Wife dropped a pile of nerf darts on my desk and said she found them all over the house
Told her at least half of those were fired by the boy and she should take him his half
She just frowned andleft
I think shes feeling left out so next time shes watching one of her hallmark movies the boy and I are gonna ambush her
Its gonna be awesome

 

[Darth Handsome]

Wife dropped a pile of nerf darts on my desk and said she found them all over the house
Told her at least half of those were fired by the boy and she should take him his half
She just frowned andleft
I think shes feeling left out so next time shes watching one of her hallmark movies the boy and I are gonna ambush her
Its gonna be awesome

Which one of you flunkies is the better shot?

 

[wetwillie]

Which one of you flunkies is the better shot?

It appear Dad is, but DNA testing could prove otherwise.

 

[Darth Handsome]

It appear Dad is, but DNA testing could prove otherwise.

Idk, I think Mustards athletic prowess may be on its back nine if you catch my drift

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Which one of you flunkies is the better shot?

well nerf guns aint known for their accuracy, but that said I can still nail the kid in the face with about 6 of 10 rounds

 

[wetwillie]

Idk, I think Mustards athletic prowess may be on its back nine if you catch my drift

Nine? I figure fly's sweet little butt was at least a 9.5. hummph!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Idk, I think Mustards athletic prowess may be on its back nine if you catch my drift

rassle me and find out big boi

 

[Darth Handsome]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

ok the boy just informed me he knows every swear word, but wont tell me any of them
Im sure if I beat his ass some Ill get a few out of him
lets find out

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Oh, its festivus time, baby

 

[tre]

ok the boy just informed me he knows every swear word, but wont tell me any of them
Im sure if I beat his ass some Ill get a few out of him
lets find out

I can teach him some French ones if he needs to do a show and tell at school or something

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I was just informed teaching him the word 'porn" is not a good idea
how the fuck Im supposed to talk to this kid he dont know what porn is

 

[tre]

I was just informed teaching him the word 'porn" is not a good idea
how the fuck Im supposed to talk to this kid he dont know what porn is

Just cal them fuck movies

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Teach him it's pronounced 'prawn' so you can laugh at him in later years.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I was just informed teaching him the word 'porn" is not a good idea
how the fuck Im supposed to talk to this kid he dont know what porn is

Its pron

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I taught my sister that physalis was pronounced syphilis. Most amusing in the supermarket when she kept asking my mum to get her some syphallis.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

As much as I enjoy the late night Friday shifts it really fucks with my schedule. I'm not a night owl anymore but it takes me hours for my brain to switch off when I do these evenings.

 

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