Thread All new 2019 Super Duper Sperm thread!

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Be sensitive. @Domon and I wear bros.

Its a manziere.

 

[Jehannum]

Its a manziere.

On those days when I need that extra support, sure.

 

[tre]

Traffic is fucked in Nottingham right now. A main road out the south had its bridge condemned for urgent works so the whole city is blocked. Joe's been trapped on the tram for almost 2 hours now for what is s 20 minute journey.

we just got 20cm of snow so our traffic isn't the best right now either. its fun having an awd vehicle though

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Can it be go-home-time yet?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

the rest of today should be cancelled due to lack of interest

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

the rest of today should be cancelled due to lack of interest

Can you say it loud enough for the big wigs to hear?

 

[Strings]

I'm out at 2:15
Not soon enough. Do you know how many dumb requests can happen in 5 minutes?

 

[Domon]

i havent finished what i need to today. I support the cancellation of the day.

 

[Domon]

I dont even want to go home, or have the time back or anything. The rest of the day can just be nulled out and it can be tomorrow.

 

[kiwi]

Cant wait to get that bra off dude? I hear that.

I stopped wearing a bra a few months back. No one even noticed, including my husband. It’s been great.

Small boobies for the win.

 

[Valve1138]

The food popup isn't serving at the brew farm tonight due to technical difficulties.

 

[tre]

I stopped wearing a bra a few months back. No one even noticed, including my husband. It’s been great.

Small boobies for the win.

neighbours can't steal your bras if you don't have any

 

[Petunia]

Holy crap read about this guy
Pure fucking insanity

Tarrare - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

“He travelled France in the company of a band of thieves and prostitutes, before becoming the warm-up act to a travelling charlatan”


sounds like my 20s


Edward The Forum Cat saw me naked

 

[Petunia]

They made him swallow a wooden box with a note inside
so he could sneak it across enemy lines
THEN SHIT IT OUT SO THEY COULD READ THE NOTE
WTF

wouldn’t there be shit stains on the note??
i call shens


Edward The Forum Cat saw me naked

 

[Jehannum]

wouldn’t there be shit stains on the note??
i call shens


Edward The Forum Cat saw me naked

I know your box is all leaky and gross, but that doesn't mean every box is that way.

 

[Petunia]

Meanwhile on facebook...

On Facebook, anti-vaxxers urged a mom not to give her son Tamiflu. He later died.

Online groups that routinely traffic in anti-vaccination propaganda have become a resource for people seeking out a wide variety of medical information.

www.nbcnews.com

“facebook failed her”

BITCH WHAT!?! this bitch failed her child!


Edward The Forum Cat saw me naked

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I stopped wearing a bra a few months back. No one even noticed, including my husband. It’s been great.

Small boobies for the win.

I only wear them on certain days. It depends on my schedule whether I bother.

 

[adi]

the posts on this page are extremely polarising lawd have mercy on my tiny brain

 

[Domon]

“He travelled France in the company of a band of thieves and prostitutes, before becoming the warm-up act to a travelling charlatan”


sounds like my 20s


Edward The Forum Cat saw me naked

did you get kicked out of a hospital for eating a toddler? Cause he did.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

The fork was never found.