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wetwillie

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Frozen world issues: wife misses driveway, I dig snow for 30 minutes, then use the blessing known as AWD on MY vehicle to push her ass out. It's hard to explain, but yeah, that's what it amounted to.
 
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wetwillie

Butt Hamster
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Can't you just melt the snow with your deathray, Eddie?
My eyes aren't what they used to be. What if I missed? - oy vay, Chrysler 300 in flames.

music video car GIF by EBEN
 
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HipHugHer

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Figured I'd go by home depot to pick up some various stuff I know I'm gonna need anyway for the inevitable "hey hips my shit is broke" that is coming.

They have a line of people cued up just to access the plumbing aisle.
Anything else in the store = no problem.
Plumbing?....back of the line!

Screw that. I probably already have enough stuff to at least stop the bleeding and probably stitch a few things up if I just clean out toolboxes and storage bins and countless other catch-alls full of random extra parts.
 

Mud

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Someone else will have to draw the dick & balls-berg