Figured I'd go by home depot to pick up some various stuff I know I'm gonna need anyway for the inevitable "hey hips my shit is broke" that is coming.
They have a line of people cued up just to access the plumbing aisle.
Anything else in the store = no problem.
Plumbing?....back of the line!
Screw that. I probably already have enough stuff to at least stop the bleeding and probably stitch a few things up if I just clean out toolboxes and storage bins and countless other catch-alls full of random extra parts.