Thread All new 2019 Super Duper Sperm thread!

[tre]

Give it a shot!!

"You may feel a tiny prick"

 

[Strings]

"You may feel a tiny prick"

There is no pain ...

 

[wetwillie]

I hurt myself today . .

 

[OOD]

"Pain don't hurt"

 

[Ex` ange]

"Pain don't hurt"

Classic Swazye.

edit: also, you have to read this.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

back at the house
Powers on, internets are out, cuz they have no power, from what they tell me
Didnt have to burn any of the neighbors, but it got close there for a bit
General dumbassery is on full display everywhere I look here pretty much
On the plus side, Ill have a weeks worth of work piled up waiting for me on monday

 

[Mikeawesome]

 

[Petunia]

back at the house
Powers on, internets are out, cuz they have no power, from what they tell me
Didnt have to burn any of the neighbors, but it got close there for a bit
General dumbassery is on full display everywhere I look here pretty much
On the plus side, Ill have a weeks worth of work piled up waiting for me on monday

glad your power is back

 

[OOD]

Classic Swazye.

edit: also, you have to read this.

I tried, I really did, but as I've been reading Moby Dick, I haven't the energy to read all that. Is that the whole movie written out?

 

[Strings]

I tried, I really did, but as I've been reading Moby Dick, I haven't the energy to read all that. Is that the whole movie written out?

You're reading Moby Dick?
...
..
.
The whale wins.
Hippie.

 

[Ex` ange]

I tried, I really did, but as I've been reading Moby Dick, I haven't the energy to read all that. Is that the whole movie written out?

No.. It's essay about it.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

 

[Petunia]

uhm where TF is @august

 

[wetwillie]

uhm where TF is @august

I think she lives in about the middle of that polar vortex slide thingy that made it's way to Texas. She may be up to her tits in snow, broken internets, blah, blah.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I think she lives in about the middle of that polar vortex slide thingy that made it's way to Texas. She may be up to her tits in snow, broken internets, blah, blah.

Bet she wont be moaning her tits off about it though

 

[wetwillie]

Bet she wont be moaning her tits off about it though

I haven't either. We got 1/3 m. the first day, another 8-12 cm in the 36 hours after that. 3-4 cm more last night. meh, business as usual. I do feel bad for the folks in Texas - so unprepared for that shit.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

If someone firebombed the HP head offices, wherever they are, I think it would be warranted. POS company support.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

uhm where TF is @august

Dunno, but here's something for her

 

[fly]

Bet she wont be moaning her tits off about it though

And she's got plenty of tit to eat should the going get rough.

 

[wetwillie]

And she's got plenty of tit to eat should the going get rough.

I thought the plan was to burn them. You know, chestnuts roasting on an open fire. . .