Ah the perks of getting married

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They are having a wedding shower for me at my church tonight!! So I get to hang out with all kinds of little ol ladies, eat sandwiches cut into triangles and open gifts, which I am guessing will be doilies :D

Hopefully I should have some pics to post after the big bash :heart:
 
I thought the biggest perk was finally being allowed to share a bedroom when going to visit family :eek:
 
zengirl said:
I thought the biggest perk was finally being allowed to share a bedroom when going to visit family :eek:
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That must suck. 5 or 6 people in one bed? You'd never find out who snatched the covers.
 
Lord Flaccid said:
That must suck. 5 or 6 people in one bed? You'd never find out who snatched the covers.
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It's always the same person who is snoring in my ear, so it's all good :fly:
 
b_sinning said:
Triangles are easier to eat. You hold by one corner and eat the other 2 corners first. The circles you don't know where to hold it.
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You can hold it anywhere! You're one of those people who doesn't know what key to press when it says "Press any key to continue", aren't you?

I like circles better because they're less efficient, you get fewer little sandwiches for each slice of bread. So that means that people have spent more on your party :D
 
Fat Burger said:
You can hold it anywhere! You're one of those people who doesn't know what key to press when it says "Press any key to continue", aren't you?
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Nah. Here's my keyboard.

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