Ontopic A Thread About Butt Mustard, For Those Who Drive Automobiles

[HipHugHer]

Can someone please summarize all that shit for me?

People from down here don't think of all the little things you need to think of up there.

 

[Ledboots]

Can someone please summarize all that shit for me?

Some places are cold af

 

[Darth Handsome]

Lololol the block heater is fine I borrowed a multimeter & in trying to get a reading I discovered rather embarassingly the prongs on the plug were filthy

 

[HipHugHer]

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Lololol the block heater is fine I borrowed a multimeter & in trying to get a reading I discovered rather embarassingly the prongs on the plug were filthy

Borrowed?

 

[HipHugHer]

Why the fuck don't you have one of your own? One capable of such simple tasks can be had for less than 77 norwegian krone (10 bucks American).

 

[Darth Handsome]

Why the fuck don't you have one of your own? One capable of such simple tasks can be had for less than 77 norwegian krone (10 bucks American).

I forgot it at the lake

 

[HipHugHer]

I forgot it at the lake

Fair enough.

 

[Strings]

Why the fuck don't you have one of your own? One capable of such simple tasks can be had for less than 77 norwegian krone (10 bucks American).

I have a battery jumper, tire pump and flares.
Etc, etc.
Used all at one time or another.
...
Recently.
Yeah, I really need a better car.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I have a battery jumper, tire pump and flares.
Etc, etc.
Used all at one time or another.
...
Recently.
Yeah, I really need a better car.

Dont use the flare gun to commit suicide

 

[Strings]

Dont use the flare gun to commit suicide

Daring me huh?

 

[Darth Handsome]

Daring me huh?

I just dont want it to go off in your locker

 

[HipHugHer]

This is another movie quote I've never seen, isn't it?

 

[Strings]

This is another movie quote I've never seen, isn't it?

 

[Jehannum]

Some fukn' @Valve1138 in his PROFESSIONAL GRADE GMC SIERRA confused the gas and brake pedals at costco and ran into muh GTO today.

Pretty sure he came off worse, though:

 

[nukes]

Except don't bother moving the car. Just stand in the fire.

Will there be crayons served at snack time?

 

[Darth Handsome]

Cock stiff cold out again this morning but the car fired up like a champ after the block heater was actually working overnight.
Im going to parlay this into a guest appearance on Shade Tree Mechanic

 

[nukes]

Cock stiff cold out again this morning but the car fired up like a champ after the block heater was actually working overnight.
Im going to parlay this into a guest appearance on Shade Tree Mechanic

My cock needs 16C or better for decent stiffness. And a nap. And a snack.
And a scenario like me playing the Evil HR director and her working to stay employed.
@APRIL

 

[Strings]

Dirty ole Nukes

 

[nukes]

Dirty ole Nukes

You rang?
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[Jehannum]

Cock stiff cold out again this morning but the car fired up like a champ after the block heater was actually working overnight.
Im going to parlay this into a guest appearance on Shade Tree Mechanic

Keep your stick on the ice, and your dick in the vise.