A little help for the guys

JJ Lady

Flaccid Member
Oct 26, 2004
Savannah, GA
I thought that you all would find this funny :D

Words Women Use When Talking with Men


This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh

Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.


thanks for the advice, but what does "it's ok" (i recon similar to go ahead) and "i don't mind" when your dong the right thing and asking them to give a opinion.. :shifty:


Erect Member
Oct 26, 2004
*Fuxx Burger* said:
I dont get it :(

He sleeps all night and he works all day!

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels, suspenders and a bra. He wishes he'd been a girlie, just like his dear papa!