FYI 24 years and 9 months ago tardwife and I had sex

[DJBrenton]

Looking at the result it's amazing we ever did again. Happy birthday NME.

 

[Domon]

its a shame tardwife wasnt a dude. This would have saved everyone a lot of trouble

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

[video=youtube_share;vg6EwNl-4LI]http://youtu.be/vg6EwNl-4LI[/video]

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

And yes happy birthday to me. I can't decide whether to drink more rum or not.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

[video=youtube_share;ZJpB78Q8LRk]http://youtu.be/ZJpB78Q8LRk[/video]

I love casette boy

 

[Domon]

@Nemesi happy birthday you hobo.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Thanks Domon you shit.

The more birthdays I have the more mundane they become.

 

[august]

happy birthday!!!!

 

[Sarcasmo]

Happy birthday, princess. I recommend Flor de Caña. Specifically the 5 or 7 year.

 

[eileenbunny]

Drink a lot. With a dad like this you need it!

 

[Wessels]

i'm sure a tasty dumpster cake is out there with your name on it. i hope its a good one

 

[Sarcasmo]

Dumpster Cake. There's your bf's new band name.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Drink a lot. With a dad like this you need it!

Way ahead of you. Might even finish off this bottle of rum tonight and all the birthday wine is gone. Oh yes...he's driven me to it alright.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Dumpster Cake. There's your bf's new band name.

We already have our names, our band is Thieving Bastards and the new band he's temping in is The Wankys. Checkem out on the toob.

Saved you the time, Princess Wanky:

[video=youtube_share;-IDuO_ehvY4]http://youtu.be/-IDuO_ehvY4[/video]

 

[helenabear]

And yes happy birthday to me. I can't decide whether to drink more rum or not.

Happy Birthday! After this thread I would say you should go for more for sure

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Happy Birthday! After this thread I would say you should go for more for sure

Thanks. At least he's not repeated the story of how I was conceived. Such an awful role model, that man.

More rum!

 

[Domon]

Theres your cue @DJBrenton

 

[APRIL]

Feliz compleanos, Carys.

What new colors did you get?!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Feliz compleanos, Carys.

What new colors did you get?!

10 new Macs

Saint Germaine (bubblegum pink), Discotheque (silver glitter), Mean and Green (bronze-ish glitter), Soiree (gold glitter), Deep Sea (navy blue/green), Formidable (Green, purple, blue glitter), Girl about town (strong pink), Coffee break (brown), Vintage vamp (deep purple/dark brown), Morange (intense orange). Pretty good haul Alo glass nail files and 4 books (one autobiography, one dog book, Alice Walker book and one feminist book)

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The title of this thread gives me the heeby jeebys