FYI ITT We Discuss Some Hooker Flying to Florida to Hold Hands with Wessels

[APRIL]

you must not have tried very hard since i dont even remember.

Because you had your first beer thus explaining the memory loss.

WIN

 

[fly]

i dont drink at all and they left me be.

That's cause the girls were too busy snorting Splenda while I spoke at length about baby vagina.

 

[lol]

I will not change my stance on this until you learn to enjoy a good stout or quad.

You should see my face when I don't like something. The girl who was giving me samples said I made her Thanksgiving rofl

Fly is most awesome; I'm sure you'll like him.

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I like people until they're mean or lie!!!

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Not a bad idea. We really enjoyed that place with you guys.

I need to go back as well. See what beers they've brewed up for this time of year.

 

[kiwi]

You should see my face when I don't like something. The girl who was giving me samples said I made her Thanksgiving rofl

I like people until they're mean or lie!!!

How do you feel about anal rape?

 

[lol]

How do you feel about anal rape?

Rape is bad

And I have a hemorrhoid.......

 

[Domon]

That's cause the girls were too busy snorting Splenda while I spoke at length about baby vagina.

those were more memorable.

 

[kiwi]

Rape is bad

And I have a hemorrhoid.......

Uh, you may not enjoy your visit with fly then.

 

[APRIL]

You should see my face when I don't like something. The girl who was giving me samples said I made her Thanksgiving rofl

I like people until they're mean or lie!!!

You will like beer.

JOIN OUR CULT

DRINK OUR KOOLAID

WEAR OUR MATCHING DICKBUTT SHIRTS

You will like beer.







did that work?

 

[fly]

Rape is bad

And I have a hemorrhoid.......

omg have you named it???

@shawndavid (who never posts anymore, just comes here and googles his name) named his Lou. "Can't go out tonight. Lou is in town again."

 

[lol]

Uh, you may not enjoy your visit with fly then.

Oh no.

You will like beer.

JOIN OUR CULT

DRINK OUR KOOLAID

WEAR OUR MATCHING DICKBUTT SHIRTS

You will like beer.







did that work?

Don't I get a pass for at least trying things?

omg have you named it???

@shawndavid (who never posts anymore, just comes here and googles his name) named his Lou. "Can't go out tonight. Lou is in town again."

You can name it for me.

 

[APRIL]

Don't I get a pass for at least trying things?

As long as you keep trying. Your palette will develop and you'll be a beer god soon enough.

 

[fly]

Don't I get a pass for at least trying things?

Anal rape is nice this time of year

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Anal rape is nice this time of year

Eggnog for lube?

 

[fly]

Eggnog for lube?

If you tasted my nog, you'd change your mind about the whole fucking drink.

 

[Wessels]

@Wessels if you need a ring I know a guy.

I just need an empty ring box

 

[lol]

I just need an empty ring box

I would actually murder you.

Wessels wants to get an empty Tiffany box and trick me.. And make me cry.

 

[lol]

If you tasted my nog, you'd change your mind about the whole fucking drink.

I heard about this, actually!

 

[Valve1138]

That meany head!

How about a ring from a cracker jack box?

 

[lol]

YES.