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Syrup Beaver
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Do ittt! funny story:
There was this house in Naperville, IL where my sister used to live in the 90's, (One of those that are part of some backwoods community off the beaten path from gated, cookie cutter developments), that if you turned down a dirt road...there it was. Freaky statues, shrunken heads... weird shit. And rumor was, if you stopped in front of the house, usually a person would come storming out, all creepy, hillbilly looking.
My sister told me all about it, and? Time for a drive!!
I was teaching her to drive stick in my Conquest (which I posted about in cars thread), so I made her turn down that road. The car was put thru a lot of potholes, and was stalled twice because of my sister's lack of manual driving skills. But, we made it, and I took a picture! THEN, she stalled. So, we were freaking out, and I was yelling at her to "start the car! START THE CAR! OMG, someone is coming, NEVERMIND, GTFO, I will drive!"
Some hillbilly came flying out, up to the car, thankfully, we changed seats before he came up to us, so I was able to 180 in the dirt and fly out of there. I was praying I would get a flat.He had no gun or anything, but that guy was like a Texas Chainsaw Massacre lookin' dude. He REALLY wanted to get the doors open. It was pretty freaky. Prob not something he saw every day. Two chicks in a sportscar rock up to his homestead to catch a pic, then stalling. One yelling at the other. lmao!
I looked for a pic, but I cannot find it.
He was just gon' offer you some homemade 'que.
Do ittt! funny story:
There was this house in Naperville, IL where my sister used to live in the 90's, (One of those that are part of some backwoods community off the beaten path from gated, cookie cutter developments), that if you turned down a dirt road...there it was. Freaky statues, shrunken heads... weird shit. And rumor was, if you stopped in front of the house, usually a person would come storming out, all creepy, hillbilly looking.
My sister told me all about it, and? Time for a drive!!
I was teaching her to drive stick in my Conquest (which I posted about in cars thread), so I made her turn down that road. The car was put thru a lot of potholes, and was stalled twice because of my sister's lack of manual driving skills. But, we made it, and I took a picture! THEN, she stalled. So, we were freaking out, and I was yelling at her to "start the car! START THE CAR! OMG, someone is coming, NEVERMIND, GTFO, I will drive!"
Some hillbilly came flying out, up to the car, thankfully, we changed seats before he came up to us, so I was able to 180 in the dirt and fly out of there. I was praying I would get a flat.
I looked for a pic, but I cannot find it.
Well thats weird. I was just in naperville 2 days ago. Did not see said house though.
I SAID it was off the beaten path. But, since you drove thru Naperville, I'm SURE that you have been down every, single street, right? Paved & of the "off the beaten path" variety.. Dear Lord.
It's about a mile down a very pothole filled, dirt road. A few terrible "homes". Who knows if they're even still there??
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Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Thats weird, Ive been down every road in naperville and inspected all the houses on them, and saw no such thing!
I SAID it was off the beaten path. But, since you drove thru Naperville, I'm SURE that you have been down every, single street, right? Paved & of the "off the beaten path" variety.. Dear Lord.
It's about a mile down a very pothole filled, dirt road. A few terrible "homes". Who knows if they're even still there??
you're an argumentative see you next tuesday lately arentcha. Did i say it didnt exist?
I said i didnt see the house, as a statement, but i was in napersville and it was odd that i was in a town 800 miles from me and that it was mentioned the next day on an internet forum.
Fuck this.
Hey, me too. I've actually been to Naperville tons of times so I may have seen the house at some point somewhere along the line.
maybe.
eileenbunny
Druish Princess
You will always be hot.
oh em gee.
How dare you.
I really really wish I could attend this meat to watch you do this. I'd actually like to see you and Liam go at each other.
