Thread Do you science?

[Mr. Argumentor]

And you can believe that a guy died and then came back to life so that we could all be forgiven for our sins (which we cannot help but make) and the sins of a woman who lived thousands of years ago in a magical garden where a talking snake told her to eat a magical fruit? The guy was born of a married virgin who apparently didn't want to consummate her marriage and her husband overlooked all of this. Also, Mohammad rode on an actual winged horse to visit heaven...really...actually did this. Some people have magical underwear too.

In before Semper says Jesus was a Draugr or Lich or some such.

 

[fly]

And you can believe that a guy died and then came back to life so that we could all be forgiven for our sins (which we cannot help but make) and the sins of a woman who lived thousands of years ago in a magical garden where a talking snake told her to eat a magical fruit? The guy was born of a married virgin who apparently didn't want to consummate her marriage and her husband overlooked all of this. Also, Mohammad rode on an actual winged horse to visit heaven...really...actually did this. Some people have magical underwear too.

The difference is that this can be proven. Now. In real science. If it existed.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

By the way, I like how rape isnt listed on that whole 10 thou shalt not thingy.

 

[eileenbunny]

The difference is that this can be proven. Now. In real science. If it existed.

Magical underwear and a flying horse visiting heaven can be proven with real science?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

By the way, I like how rape isnt listed on that whole 10 thou shalt not thingy.

Isn't that theft?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Isn't that theft?

No.
Dont you have some wiring to fuck up or something?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

No.
Dont you have some wiring to fuck up or something?

Yup.
I'm taking a propane torch to the car to solder everything at the same time.
It'll cut out a solid 20 minutes I would have spent soldering each independently

 

[fly]

Magical underwear and a flying horse visiting heaven can be proven with real science?

Magical underwear DO exist. Kiwi is wearing them now.

 

[Domon]

Magical underwear DO exist. Kiwi is wearing them now.

what magic do they do?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

what magic do they do?

It's more hiding magic than actually doing magic

 

[my little brony]

In before Semper says Jesus was a Draugr or Lich or some such.

I was going to go with the whole Mohammad on a Pegasus angle. I'm sure there's pony fan art for that somewhere.

 

[eileenbunny]

I was going to go with the whole Mohammad on a Pegasus angle. I'm sure there's pony fan art for that somewhere.

I thought we weren't allowed to make images of Mohammad. It's makes them angry.

 

[my little brony]

yeah but pony artists will draw anything


anything

edit: see? no fear, yo

sfw but nsfi

Spoiler

 

[CletusJones]

what magic do they do?

Chastity belt

 

[Coqui]

Chastity belt

It's an Everlast!

 

[CletusJones]

It's an Everlast!

 

[fly]

http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astr...chool_science_quiz_gets_it_totally_wrong.html

This school clearly doesn't science.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

By the way, I like how rape isnt listed on that whole 10 thou shalt not thingy.

They were cool with rape back then. It was legit. They even had rules about when you had to marry the woman you raped.

 

[JAXvillain]

http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astr...chool_science_quiz_gets_it_totally_wrong.html

This school clearly doesn't science.

From the comments section, the son of the principal of the school threatened to bring in a gun and shoot people. How Christian of him!
http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/20507494/deputies-principals-son-threatened-classmates

 

[Duke]

They were cool with rape back then. It was legit. They even had rules about when you had to marry the woman you raped.

I believe it was covered under commandment 11.1.a: Lo, if thee poketh it, thine then owneth it.