[Article] Article: Book Review - Battle Royale by Koushun Takami (Contest Inside!)

[Duke]

This kind of book
is a popular favorite amongst puppeteers
from Largo Florida



http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/25/justice/florida-puppeteer-porn/index.html

 

[Duke]

Don't get me wrong
Fly loves kids.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Battle Royale...
In America, known as
Battle Whopper

 

[Duke]

Battle Royale...
In America, known as
Battle Whopper

a+

 

[tre]

5
7
5

is a haiku, motherfuckers.

 

[Duke]

Don't you tell me how
to write a fucking haiku
damned canadian

 

[Sarcasmo]

STFU Canada

 

[OzSTEEZ]

lol 'murica.

 

[tre]

Dear Americans
Suck my motherfucking cock
This is a haiku

 

[Sarcasmo]

The new haiku
Is four seven four if you
Are cool like me

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

5
7
5

is a haiku, motherfuckers.

Shut up, god damnit
I want to win a damn book
Fucking canada

 

[Duke]

I read fucking book
then the canadians went
full on douchebag mode

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Fun mental image
Fly, counting out syllables
Hippopotamus

 

[b_sinning]

Is today haiku day?

We use to have a helpdesk girl that we called Haiku Sue because all the workorders she put it read like they were in Haiku.

 

[Wessels]

Battle royale
Actually kinda liked the movie more than the book

 

[fly]

Battle royale
Actually kinda liked the movie more than the book

Terrible haiku

 

[strawberry love]

battle royale, huh?
i live in a cave, sorry
hunger games, say what?

 

[DJBrenton]

I've not read the book
and I've avoided the film
so I have no views

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I've not read the book
and I've avoided the film
so I have no views

You should read The Hunger Games though, cute set of books.

PS Reading Little Women again now. Kinda sucks.

 

[DJBrenton]

You should read The Hunger Games though, cute set of books.

PS Reading Little Women again now. Kinda sucks.

I read the Hunger Games trilogy in like May.