NSFW [SPAM Thread] WAW's colostomy bag. Spam here.

[Petunia]

So quit acting like a little girl and playing games?

Cuz it's all me..,
He says one thing and does another, it's like as soon as he goes home, he's a dick

 

[Domon]

Eileen has a friend who works in daycare. These places are apparently filthy disease traps operated by questionable people.

I dont have the kiddos yet, but I feel like the for the ridiculously stupid prices peoples pay for daycare, I would much rather have a person that comes to my house, or an au pair thing going on for honestly not that much more money. Then my kid gets to be in a familiar environment, without grubby other kids, and wont get stuck in front a TV all day long watching some shitty show while collecting germs and being neglected.

That said, I would much prefer that one parent (either myself, or my wife, whoever made less money) stay home with said kiddos until they were schoolish age and take care of em ourself.

 

[b_sinning]

If you want him to settle down you need to post more nudes online and send me the address.

 

[Domon]

I have a team of guys running around campus to each of the hundred APs so we can verify locations on our maps. One of them is so damn stupid he keeps forgetting what building he's in and keeps calling me telling me the wrong building and arguing with me when I correct him. I can see his cell phone talking to aps and from that I can easily auto-triangulate his location down to within 2 feet typically but 4 different times I've had to make him walk outside of the building to confirm the building name. dumbass


Why do stupid people always argue with you?

I think you should take an opportunity to use the technical skills you obviously have, and he lacks, to fuck with him and surprise him by telling him where he is at all times.

 

[Coqui]

Pretty much what eileen said. He will piss you off online, but in person he's pretty rad.

Had a chance to meet him (and Glenn Coco) in person, but it fell through due to my fault.

 

[Petunia]

If you want him to settle down you need to post more nudes online and send me the address.

Lol

 

[Domon]

I have posted about his awesomeness in the past.
When he's with me, our relationship is amazing, we rarely argue in person ever. This shit only goes down once he leaves for Toronto and we are apart.
He's attentive and sweet and he loves me and accepts me. He's generous and spoils me. He's just so awesome when we are together. We have lots in common and he makes me lol... I can go on...

considering you didnt actually say anything there, yes, you should go on.

 

[Petunia]

considering you didnt actually say anything there, yes, you should go on.

He's hot lol

 

[b_sinning]

Lol

You laughed but you haven't tried that yet have you.....

 

[Petunia]

You laughed but you haven't tried that yet have you.....

I had sex with Floptical in the early 2000s. He can describe my body to a tee

 

[Domon]

I had sex with Floptical in the early 2000s. He can describe my body to a tee

The fact that he denies it, says that his description would be apt, but not necessarily positive.


I propose that he might use the descriptors: "bag of bones" or "stabbed with a hipbone"

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The fact that he denies it, says that his description would be apt, but not necessarily positive.


I propose that he might use the descriptors: "bag of bones" or "stabbed with a hipbone"

I remember him using the words "flabby" and "smells like cheese"

 

[b_sinning]

I think you should take an opportunity to use the technical skills you obviously have, and he lacks, to fuck with him and surprise him by telling him where he is at all times.

He's too easy to screw with to the point it's just sad. I hate riding with him to buildings on campus because he forgets where he is going all the fucking time. He starts talking at me and drives past the place we were going.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

He's too easy to screw with to the point it's just sad. I hate riding with him to buildings on campus because he forgets where he is going all the fucking time. He starts talking at me and drives past the place we were going.

how the hell do people this stupid get jobs?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

how the hell do people this stupid get jobs?

You ask this as if Mitt Romney isn't running for president.

 

[APRIL]

I have posted about his awesomeness in the past.
When he's with me, our relationship is amazing, we rarely argue in person ever. This shit only goes down once he leaves for Toronto and we are apart.
He's attentive and sweet and he loves me and accepts me. He's generous and spoils me. He's just so awesome when we are together. We have lots in common and he makes me lol... I can go on...

... And his jealousy level?

 

[Petunia]

... And his jealousy level?

Oh true dat! He's super jealous!

 

[b_sinning]

how the hell do people this stupid get jobs?

It's the grunt do boy level position. Somebody has to climb under the buildings and do the shit work. He worked for a different department and my work was in a hiring freeze but you could change positions within the company.

 

[AngryRooster]

how the hell do people this stupid get jobs?

For quality entertainment. Said stupid people may be using the FUBAR map they made to find their way around campus. /Dis gon be good

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

It's the grunt do boy level position. Somebody has to climb under the buildings and do the shit work.

even if youre dumb enough to be doing charlie work, you have to be smart enough to know youre doing charlie work