Hawt My First STD!

[fly]

It wasn't my intent to imply that dave needs to be watched.

You didn't imply that, Dave does...

 

[ZRH]

More incentive to work? How does that work?

People will find other jobs if there isn't a vacation policy.

Not if the downside risk is > than the upside reward.

 

[JAXvillain]

AIDS, it's what's for dinner

 

[chimney]

i love me some flir cameras. those things are so badass...


chimchim, ask your company to change your sick days, vacation, optional days, whatever else all to PTO.

then train dave to give you bj's on demand so you aren't sexually frustrated anymore.

What the hell is a flir camera, some kind of snow storm? ... Oh wait, i can google it.

I talked to my HR about the separate banks and told them how i liked it better having PTO/YTO at other places i worked, they said "that's IKEA"

i have tried, but the training isn't going well, so i gave up and watch porn even while dave is here. sometimes he decides to help ;-)

 

[APRIL]

Not if the downside risk is > than the upside reward.

Unemployment isn't that bad anymore.

Edit: Don't ever run a business. Thanks.

 

[Petunia]

Boytoy came over last night.... it wasnt the same sober but still yummy... after all, sex is sex.

 

[Coqui]

Boytoy came over last night.... it wasnt the same sober but still yummy... after all, sex is sex.

If that was true, you've never had amazing sex.

 

[Petunia]

ive had amazing sex... and this was NOT amazing sex... i do miss amazing sex when i think about how much i miss amazing sex i get sad.

 

[polo]

If that was true, you've never had amazing sex.

missionary only DONT LOOK AT MY TITS

 

[Sarcasmo]

ive had amazing sex... and this was NOT amazing sex... i do miss amazing sex when i think about how much i miss amazing sex i get sad.

Amazing sex is learned. Communicate more.

 

[Coqui]

Amazing sex is learned. Communicate more.

Agreed

 

[Duke]

Amazing sex is learned. Communicate more.

What part of amazing sex involves communication? And how can there be communication during amazing sex when she's gagged and bound. Or unconscious.

I don't think either of you two have ever had amazing sex.

 

[tre]

i communicate using grunts

 

[Sarcasmo]

What part of amazing sex involves communication? And how can there be communication during amazing sex when she's gagged and bound. Or unconscious.

I don't think either of you two have ever had amazing sex.

I only have amazing sex. Because I put in the effort.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I only have amazing sex. Because I put in the effort.

lol @ casmo having sex.

 

[ZRH]

Unemployment isn't that bad anymore.

Edit: Don't ever run a business. Thanks.

Only eligible for unemployment if you work more than 6 months at one job.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Isn't unemployment as bad as it has ever been during this recession?

 

[Sarcasmo]

lol @ casmo having sex.

Twice a day, every day. Sometimes with the other hand.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Twice a day, every day. Sometimes with the other hand.

With the lights off and under the covers no doubt

 

[Sarcasmo]

With the lights off and under the covers no doubt

I don't have a laptop.