Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Constipation can make people do some wacky things.
I've known a couple of people that had to see a doctor because they ate too much cheeze.
What I'd really like to know, is how can there be too much cheese?
Because I've eaten an awful lot of cheeze and never had an issue.
Cheese
I dunno
Like I said, dude was sorta creepy
Maybe he had some other things in there that just caused the cheese to back up
Like a ferret or something