Uncle Glug thread

[tre]

one of my bars has a great jameson shot. fresh squeezed lemons, a bit of sour mix with jameson. jame-onade

so kinda like a whiskey sour?

 

[JAXvillain]

I guess? never ordered one

 

[fly]

so kinda like a whiskey sour?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

so kinda like a whiskey sour?

 

[JAXvillain]

laugh it up, teetotallers

 

[dbzeag]

laugh it up, teetotallers

We will because that's a very girly drink.

 

[JAXvillain]

it's a shot that I drink with girls. girls who are my bartenders. I care not

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Yes, we're teetotallers.

 

[fly]

it's a shot that I drink with girls. girls who are my bartenders. I care not

You girls are so cuet.

 

[JAXvillain]

 

[Coqui]

it's a shot that I drink with girls. girls who are my bartenders. I care not

 

[JAXvillain]

yep, get your free jabs in while you can. I know beyond a shadow of a doubt all 3 of you are colossal light weights

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You talkin to me?

 

[Coqui]

yep, get your free jabs in while you can. I know beyond a shadow of a doubt all 3 of you are colossal light weights

And you know that how?

 

[JAXvillain]

yup, you too, dear

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Yuhuh.

Without a shadow of a doubt I'm a light weight.

Uhuh. Uhuh.

 

[JAXvillain]

And you know that how?

you have a kid and I go out 5 nights a week. pretty safe assumption

 

[JAXvillain]

Yuhuh.

Without a shadow of a doubt I'm a light weight.

Uhuh. Uhuh.

consuming dumpster jizz might get you a buzz but not on conventional levels

 

[dbzeag]

yep, get your free jabs in while you can. I know beyond a shadow of a doubt all 3 of you are colossal light weights

This is absolutely true. After my weight loss, a glass of wine gets me tipsy.

However I will live longer and look better, so I guess I win in the long run.

 

[Coqui]

you have a kid and I go out 5 nights a week. pretty safe assumption

I also have a body that's designed to handle more alcohol currently than you.