New Position - The Sex Swing

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yup, thatll be Shali on the left there in a couple years

 

[Valve1138]

Perfect!

TEH GOOGLES DO NOTHNING!!

 

[Shalimar]

yeah, i just remembered it.. BIKE shorts.



nah son, Jordan/Nike for me. OMG, this is sweet. hope I'm not jinxing myself and I get a "there's been a problem" call.

 

[Shalimar]

Yup, thatll be Shali on the left there in a couple years

works for me. lol

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Congrats!

I think you'd make a great PE teacher.

 

[dbzeag]

You make a thread about a "new position" and then you post about how you are going attend a pride parade? Hmmmmm. The new position wouldn't catcher, would it?

 

[Jonny_B]

Sounds like a perfect fit for you. Nice find.

 

[Sarcasmo]

blolz @ Coqui and also congratulations Shally! This is great news. It's amazing how much life picks up when you don't hate going to work every day.

 

[fly]

You're going to scare the shit out of the first graders.

 

[dbzeag]

You're going to scare the shit out of the first graders.

When he wears the banana suit because his gym shorts are at the cleaners.

 

[kiwi]

All the kids seem to love the PE coach (at least they do at my kids school). It sounds like a great move and change for you!

 

[JAXvillain]

in grade school I had this horrible bitter old man for gym that was much like mr. woodcock now that I think about it

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Gym teachers always have the best weed
At least, that was my experience

 

[tre]

In honour of the title rape, Shally's sex swing:

 

[JAXvillain]

if that doesn't qualify him to be a gym teacher, nothing does

 

[Shalimar]

just got confirmation call from director of personnel.. i think i'm in.



:headstothemallforBIKEshorts:


thank you all for the well wishes.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Do they still give swats with the paddle in gym class?
That would be worth it alone if they did.

 

[b_sinning]

I wonder if they still make middle school kids climb the rope in gym class. Also known as rope burn on your thighs day.

 

[Shalimar]

/liability issues

 

[b_sinning]

That is why the next generation will be pussies.