Hi April and Zac

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I just wanted to say hello from across the living room. You enjoying the game?

Oh hey to everyone else within the vicinity too, I much prefer you all when you type to when you talk so I figured I'd go back to this.

Shame you're not here to IM in the same room Keeks.

 

[APRIL]

OMG WTF DONT LET THEM SEE YOU POSTING HERE!!! We're such horrible hosts for not keeping you busy 24/7. SHAME SHAME SHAME!!!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I just blocked your toilet. But I'm too embarassed to talk about it. Do you have a plunger?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'm Not Kidding.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

zac owes me a toilet seat
he perma stained the one in the guest room when he was here

 

[APRIL]

I think there is one under your sink.

 

[APRIL]

zac owes me a toilet seat
he perma stained the one in the guest room when he was here

Mikey sorta did the same to ours.

 

[fly]

You know that you can't throw random shit in the toilets here, right? Just toilet paper.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Mikey sorta did the same to ours.

must be where he got the idea from

 

[fly]

Oh, and HI

 

[fly]

zac owes me a toilet seat
he perma stained the one in the guest room when he was here

You need an ass gasket dispenser in there. TOTALLY NOT MY FAULT

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Oh fuck, you didn't tell me the Drool pooping rules.

 

[JAXvillain]

free cowboy hats!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

In England we avoid this by having a plunger next to each toilet.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You need an ass gasket dispenser in there. TOTALLY NOT MY FAULT

Ill just leave a roll of shop towels in there next time

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Oh fuck, you didn't tell me the Drool pooping rules.

The only rule is that there are no rules

 

[APRIL]

I'm half tempted to run into the bathroom to see some proper english poo.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

zac owes me a toilet seat
he perma stained the one in the guest room when he was here

I was actually thinking of you on the toilet. I blame your special powers.

 

[fly]

Im in the office and my eyes are watering.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Damn that didn't look so dodgy in my head.