What UF woman would breed with me?

[zengirl]

For Db.

First cousins are only allowed in IL if both parties are over 55 so no kids can be produced.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Virginia allows first cousins to marry.

 

[APRIL]

you could maybe parlay that into a cat fight though which would be pretty hot

You obviouly watch way too much porn.

 

[JAXvillain]

You obviouly watch way too much porn.

nah, just have a good imagination. I don't think I've ever seen a cat fight in porn now that you mention it

 

[Coqui]

nah, just have a good imagination. I don't think I've ever seen a cat fight in porn now that you mention it

It was after the bow chika and before the wow wow

 

[JAXvillain]

It was after the bow chika and before the wow wow

well that figures. I'm already done by then

 

[Coqui]

well that figures. I'm already done by then

It's ok. It happens to all guys at some point.

 

[Duke]

well that figures. I'm already done by then

SHOT CLOCK!!!

Part Deux

 

[Syrup Beaver]

"1....2.....3....G."

"I'm done"

 

[dbzeag]

well that figures. I'm already done by then

Can I use the phrase "unstud" then?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What UF woman would bread with you though?

 

[dbzeag]

What UF woman would bread with you though?

Hopefully tre's bread

Or maybe IBWIP's bread

Damnit I skipped breakfast, now I am hungry

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That's the yeast of your problems.

 

[Coqui]

That's the yeast of your problems.

Now he can't rise to the occasion.

 

[Coqui]

And he really kneads to

 

[JAXvillain]

I Wonder what he's going to eat?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Duke]

this thread needed a bit of levened-ity

 

[kiwi]

Especially since, IIRC, their backyard still hasn't grown grass in so the wife v. wife mud battles would be awesome.

If you are talking about me, we do have grass! We planted it last spring and I expect it to come in full and beautiful and be an awesome lawn this summer.

 

[my little brony]

got a problem with it?

what are you gonna dough about it?