I BANGED 37 UNDERAGE VIRGINS LAST NIGHT INBETWEEN SHOTS!!!!! AND MY PARENTS JUST SENT MY A NEW YACHT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT!!!!
Fuck man I can't stop laughing my ass off everytime you type that. I just snorted at my desk. Getting funny looks now.
Well ya... I'm confused.
That ok, we still hate you too.
my plan is to get you so drunk that i can convince you to set your beard on fire.
My plan is to get YOU so drunk I can convince you to wear a wolf tshirt and go shopping at walmart for "snuggies"
I'm so there.
He has such a literary flair for describing things that are epic, doesn't he?
I want one of the zebra striped snuggies
I got two from my company as a "thank you" for working nights and weekends all year.
Unfortunately they were just plain blue, no stripes