chemicals and evolution

Actually I had two beautifully refined and processed Christmas cookies. I can feel the industrial solvents surging through my veins.
 
I thank god for chemicals in food. I got sick of looking at chicks with small boobs....thank you hormone filled milk, thank you.
 
There isn't a real survival of the fittest within America anymore. It's all about equality. Because all of my neighbors are idiots then everything on tv caters to them. Instead of backing the fittest or the best, everything is being drug down to make sure no kid is left behind and no ones feeling are hurt because even though they can barely tie their own shoes they sure know how to sue someone.
 
Where do I get this chemical enhanced food that makes my boobs bigger? I'm sure that would be cheaper then the boob job I'm planning.
 
I can breathe a sigh of relief. no hfcs in the arnold palmers I get at chickfila every day. 1/2 unsweetened fresh brewed tea and 1/2 fresh squoze lemonade
 
Doesn't matter. It's in the air you breathe.

those insidious bastards!

none in the blimpie club I just ate + the salt & vinegar chips or the kashi trailmix bar I'm eating right now.

I don't think I really intake hardly any hfcs at all
 
I'm sure its in the mayo, possibly the mustard, almost certainly in the bread.

edit: Heres a small list http://www.stophfcs.com/list.html

I don't doubt it's in there but what moron "food scientist" came up with the idea to put it in mayo which is supposed to be just oil, salt, vinegar or lemon juice and egg yolks? the mind wobbles
why in the hell would you need hfcs in that?