Dear Ryan

[G-Shock]

Today at 2:12pm
Ryan,
You're killing the network with your usenet downloads. I need you to figure out a way to throttle that down. You're taking up almost 3/4 of the bandwidth and lowering the service level for the rest of the building. Other wise, we're going to either have throttle your port down on our end, or disconnect you for a while.

Chill, dude!

In the HOA laws it states torrents can not be used. They really throttle it down if you start using them. So I use usenet instead. Can he really do any thing about it? I'm sure if I fought it he would just vote a fucking law into place.

until then... You wanna shut me off???

 

[Shalimar]

oh my.

 

[plot]

i'm sure it's in your internet agreement somewhere. at the very least they can throttle you all to hell.

the thing is, HOA's blow ass. dunno what you do if you're in a building though.

 

[snoogit]

you could always go out and get your own service, although I have no idea how your HOA handles this.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Get your own service and tell them to fuck off

 

[thrawn]

Use one of your neighbors connections to download.

 

[ZRH]

Use one of your neighbors connections to download.

This. Or get your own service.

They arent doing traffic shaping, just throttling you. They are just going by the amount of information you download, not the content.

 

[APRIL]

I think my brother knows a way around the throttling. He gets that a lot at his university.

 

[G-Shock]

I'm pretty sure I can get my own service. This is just so fast, and it's included. I talked to him again, I think he is going to be cool. I just don't like some one threatening me w/ disconnection right off the fucking bat

 

[APRIL]

That wasn't a very threatening email, padre.

 

[G-Shock]

Other wise, we're going to either have throttle your port down on our end, or disconnect you for a while.

I think he could of done w/ out that ^^^

 

[ZRH]

I think you could kick down his door in the middle of the night and rape him with a broom.

 

[APRIL]

I think you could kick down his door in the middle of the night and rape him with a broom.

If you decide this route; please take pics.

 

[G-Shock]

I think you could kick down his door in the middle of the night and rape him with a broom.

I do know where he lives...

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well youre raping the shit out of everyones service, you had to expect him to say something

 

[APRIL]

Other wise, we're going to either have throttle your port down on our end, or disconnect you for a while.

I think he could of done w/ out that ^^^

Without that sentence you probably would not have taken him seriously.

 

[shawndavid]

I think you could kick down his door in the middle of the night and rape him with a broom.

There are some kids in Tampa who know the ins and outs of this technique in the event you need a consultation.

 

[APRIL]

There are some kids in Tampa who know the ins and outs of this technique in the event you need a consultation.

I am guessing you keep their number on speed dial for when you are feeling lonely?

 

[shawndavid]

I am guessing you keep their number on speed dial for when you are feeling lonely?

I moved two of the four in; I'm considering bunk beds.

 

[APRIL]

I moved two of the four in; I'm considering bunk beds.

For a wild child like you, maybe you should consider bean bags.