So, who of you saps like/s/d "Grease"

[Applesauce]

Sometimes... I can't use it on any blond hairs which is most of my body.

...and you're right about some of the hair growing back. They say whenever a woman has any hormonal changes ie pregnancy or menopause... hair follicles just appear.

Yah, and it's ALWAYS thick, wirey, black hairs.

 

[APRIL]

We get the hair and men lose it.

 

[b_sinning]

I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.

 

[Applesauce]

We get the hair and men lose it.

they get those weird growths. and large, bulbous nosetips.

 

[Duke]

We get the hair and men lose it.

And we look better because of it.

 

[JAXvillain]

they get those weird growths. and large, bulbous nosetips.

the only 2 things on both women and men that never stop growing throughout your entire life are the nose and ears

 

[Syrup Beaver]

they get those weird growths.

That's called a "penis" apparantly.

 

[Shalimar]

the only 2 things on both women and men that never stop growing throughout your entire life are the nose and ears

/jack klugman

 

[Mrs. Valve]

the only 2 things on both women and men that never stop growing throughout your entire life are the nose and ears

and the only things that remain the same size from birth til death are the eyes

 

[JAXvillain]

/jack klugman

the irish seem to be particularly afflicted by this...my grandfather is about 85 and his ears are huge now...nose not too bad

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Just go ahead and start calling me John Merrick then

 

[plot]

nono, you and plot are groomsmen. strong enough to be official witnesses and available to all the single ladies at the reception

if you give me a few months notice, i'll totally become a minister and marry you too.

pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaase

 

[Mrs. Valve]

if you give me a few months notice, i'll totally become a minister and marry you too.

pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaase

wow, my cloudy mind totally forgot about that.

OMG PLOT FOR MINISTAR!

edit: holy crap, i've never had someone want to marry me that badly before

 

[APRIL]

LOL-- fly is also an ordained minister.

 

[plot]

good, he needs to PM me how to get it done.

 

[Duke]

I can see the ceremony now

"Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called life

Electric word life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here 2 tell u
There's something else
The afterworld

A world of never ending happiness
U can always see the sun, day or night

So when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
U know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby

'Cuz in this life
Things are much harder than in the afterworld
In this life
You're on your own"

Needless to say, that would be when Shali would have to start crankin the DJ-ness early.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

omfg

so is there any way i can convince y'all not to be vendors with discounted services but legit guests at the wedding?

 

[plot]

In this 'verse, life is antagonistic to the natural state.
Here, humans in all their various races...
are a spontaneous outbreak...
an unguided mistake.
Our purpose... is to correct that mistake.
Because there is another verse...
a world where life is welcomed and cherished.
A ravishing, ever-new place called UnderVerse.
But the road to that 'verse... crosses over the threshold.
Take us to the threshold!
What you call... death.

 

[Duke]

In this 'verse, life is antagonistic to the natural state.
Here, humans in all their various races...
are a spontaneous outbreak...
an unguided mistake.
Our purpose... is to correct that mistake.
Because there is another verse...
a world where life is welcomed and cherished.
A ravishing, ever-new place called UnderVerse.
But the road to that 'verse... crosses over the threshold.
Take us to the threshold!
What you call... death.

ha ha, been watching the Chronicles of Riddick lately?

 

[plot]

no, but for some reason talk of pitch black came up at lunch today.