So, who of you saps like/s/d "Grease"

you know... weddings suck unless they're memorable. anyone ever remember a good wedding that goes smoothly?


thats why you NEED us. when you're old with alzheimers, the memories of your not-so-blissfull wedding will be the last thing to go because they'll be burned into every part of your brain. what could possibly be more pricessless?
 
Yeah, you should see the stuff I got sitting in the medicine cabinet now. Which is sad, because before that, my cabinet has been free of any prescription stuff for years.

Now I got two different pain killers, some 'Dex' for edema, some kind of high-po muscle relaxer, and some other stuff, all with WAY too many refils left on them.
 
yeah, I just wiki'd them. you might be right.

damnit, I need to go bitch out my doctor.

'WTF, I just had brain surgery and you give me sub-par meds? FUCKER!'
 
you know... weddings suck unless they're memorable. anyone ever remember a good wedding that goes smoothly?


thats why you NEED us. when you're old with alzheimers, the memories of your not-so-blissfull wedding will be the last thing to go because they'll be burned into every part of your brain. what could possibly be more pricessless?

one of my best friends from college got married in January. There were so many things that could have been sheer disaster, from her dad being in the same room as her mom to the shuttles not showing up to escort us to the reception in the middle of manhattan. But it went smoothly, she was radiant, and everything and everyone was just pure bliss. i want to be as happy as she was on my wedding day.

i NEED you guys because it's like you're a part of real life without being IRL. just y'all being there would be a massive memory. and i want online pics of those who can't make it :p
 
one of my best friends from college got married in January. There were so many things that could have been sheer disaster, from her dad being in the same room as her mom to the shuttles not showing up to escort us to the reception in the middle of manhattan. But it went smoothly, she was radiant, and everything and everyone was just pure bliss. i want to be as happy as she was on my wedding day.

i NEED you guys because it's like you're a part of real life without being IRL. just y'all being there would be a massive memory. and i want online pics of those who can't make it :p

ok but, you'll have to plan your wedding around my schedule, not visa versa.
 
i got percs when i had ankle surgery. they removed 3 inches of dead tissue and my doc gave me the good stuff. mebbe you should have had that instead :p
 
UF wedding coordinators. We all are great at something.

Shal- DJ
Drool- bathroom attendant
Me- photo 1
Kiwi- photo 2
Fly- catering
DBZeag- table arrangements
Chikken- scotch bar
Dharma- sleeping with my friends
Taivas- communications (put ur phone away!)
Knyte- Security
Kiki- bachelorette party
WAW- bachelor party
Theac- head chef
...

I slept with ONE of your friends. Sheesh!