Man Accused of Stabbing, Decapitating Seatmate on Greyhound Bus in Canada

[Thorn Bird]

A mother of um... dozens or something... narrowly escapes what could've been a tragedy. We're gonna need testimonies like these for the congressional committee's in order to get our agenda on strict knife control through the House and the Senate.

i'll start the petitions while i'm handing out "soccer mom" and "proud parent of a smart motherfucker" bumper stickers!!!

 

[Jonny_B]

the difference is that if he'd gone crazy and been carrying a gun he would have shot several people, rather than only being able to decapitate just the one with a knife.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Generally, one can survive a shooting spree. Decapitation is usually fatal.

 

[kiwi]

Generally, one can survive a shooting spree. Decapitation is usually fatal.

Unless you happen to be a character on Futurama, then it's not really a problem at all.

 

[tre]

There was also apparantly some cannibalism involved. yay!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

There was also apparantly some cannibalism involved. yay!

So the dude was just lookin for a snack?
Case solved!

 

[water]

Unless you happen to be a character on Futurama, then it's not really a problem at all.

OMFG KIWI JUST MADE A FUTURAMA REFERENCE. YOU ARE A GEEK-WIFE FOR SURE.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

lol kiwis a dork

 

[kiwi]

lol kiwis a dork

I resent that statement.

 

[Dharma1521]

I resemble that statement.

fixt

 

[kiwi]

fixt

You're just mad cause I'm younger then you.

 

[Dharma1521]

You're just mad cause I'm younger then you.

ARE YOU?

WTF MAN

 

[Atan Nolme]

I see that the Fred Phelps wackos are at it again.

http://www.nationalpost.com/news/canada/story.html?id=707624

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I see that the Fred Phelps wackos are at it again.

http://www.nationalpost.com/news/canada/story.html?id=707624

They got turned away at the border, from what I read

 

[Atan Nolme]

They got turned away at the border, from what I read

But Shirley Phelps-Roper, daughter of church's founder, Fred Phelps, said a small group of protesters was stopped at the Canada-U.S. border on Thursday afternoon.

"They won't let us in, but we have a group that will cross in another spot," she said. "They'll have to strip search everyone who crosses that border or they won't know who we are. They'll have to see the WBC (Westboro Baptist Church) tattoo on our butts."

 

[Josh]

And the movie Zorro was playing. Irony++

 

[tre]

And the movie Zorro was playing. Irony++

he was just trying to carve a "Z" on his chest and slipped

 

[kiwi]

ARE YOU?

WTF MAN

Well, there aren't THAT many members on her that are over 40.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well, there aren't THAT many members on her that are over 40.

Damn, dharmas older than me?

:gloerf:

 

[plot]

if bus's served snacks this wouldn't have happened... and now that planes don't give out pretzels anymore, prepare to see a big increase of bite related cases in airplanes.