Just don't spill my beer
So theres a leak in the roof here and waters getting into our office.
They sent a couple of guys over to fix it.
The one guys out smoking, and the other is on a ladder, with the ceiling tiles pushed out of the way, poking at the backside of the roof with a big stick
I'm drinking a Manhattan right now
I asked him if found anything by poking it with the stick. His response was:
"Nope, just lookin' fer where the water wuz cummin frum."
And then he stood in my area and stared off into space while scratching his belly for like 10 miutes.
"Hugh Jazz, is there a Hugh Jazz in the building?"
I got called a DILF today.
Dude, what are you, like 50?
/not that there's anything wrong with a Manhattan, but I'm more of a Dirty Martini guy, myself.
I drank those when I was 21-23 or so
Manhattan's that is.
Still enjoy the occasional vodka martini, but them things are dangerous for the Chikk......er, 'Beav