Hot Deal: Dockers 85%+ off (sorta)

[fly]

So starting June 7th, for Fathers Day, Sears is running a promotion. Spend $100 on Dockers and you'll get a $75 gas card and a $10 Sears gift card. Limit 2 per household. Sweet deal right?

Well, if you want to see the Hulk for free along with this: Go to Kmart (Kmart and Sears are the same company and interchangable), buy a gift card for $100. They currently have a promotion that for every $50 gift card you buy, you get 2 free tickets to see the Hulk movie. So now you have 4 free tickets. Take that giftcard to Sears and buy your Dockers!

 

[APRIL]

You are a hot deal.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Who the hell wants to see the hulk bad enough to go to all that trouble to get free tickets?

 

[b_sinning]

There is no way this Hulk will be worse than the first one.


So that's two pairs of dockers?

 

[Penis Envy]

So you get 4 free tickets to the hulk, you guy buy two pairs of dockers and you have ...

2 people fully clothed to see what will probably be a crappy move.. BUT WAIT.. IT GETS BETTER!!

2 People celebrating NO PANTS MOVIE DAY!!!

 

[water]

Hmmm, I guess I could mug someone for $100.

Oooh wait, I could eliminate the middle man just mug someone who was wearing dockers and then take their pants! IT'S A PERFECT PLAN!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Hmmm, I guess I could mug someone for $100.

Oooh wait, I could eliminate the middle man just mug someone who was wearing dockers and then take their pants! IT'S A PERFECT PLAN!

Bonus if theres hulk tickets in the pocket!

 

[dbzeag]

Bonus if theres hulk tickets in the pocket!

Chances are good you will find such a being in Tampa, or so I have heard

 

[shawndavid]

Thanks, Zac. Would you like to go Docker shopping?

Seriously, who wouldn't do this? You have to buy gas anyway. You may as well get 3 pairs of pants to boot.

When are we going?

 

[Jonny_B]

that is awesome. for some reason it took someone mentioning pants for me to realize you weren't talking about doc martens. pants are something i can actually use.

i probably won't bother with the hulk tickets though.

 

[JAXvillain]

I'd rather have dental surgery than see the hulk but the first part of the deal is pretty cool

 

[fly]

Finally people realize that this is an AWESOME deal.

 

[plot]

i spend enough money at sears to justify this type of deal.