Happy Birthday Kiwi!

Watch though, Knyte will get snipped, I won't be taking birth control, and we'll be the 1 in 5,000 or whatever that still gets pregnant.

You really should look into the Implanon then .. it's a 3 yr implant that you can have removed anytime you want. Most insurance covers it completely .. you don't even have to pay for a Dr. visit. And there is nothing to "take" for 3 yrs (or until you want to take it out).

And no one has to get snipped .. all you have is a tiny cut on the inside of your arm (less than 1/4").
 
You really should look into the Implanon then .. it's a 3 yr implant that you can have removed anytime you want. Most insurance covers it completely .. you don't even have to pay for a Dr. visit. And there is nothing to "take" for 3 yrs (or until you want to take it out).

And no one has to get snipped .. all you have is a tiny cut on the inside of your arm (less than 1/4").

Hmmm... Me get a small cut, or Knyte be the one under the knife. I'll let him do it. :D
 
You really should look into the Implanon then .. it's a 3 yr implant that you can have removed anytime you want. Most insurance covers it completely .. you don't even have to pay for a Dr. visit. And there is nothing to "take" for 3 yrs (or until you want to take it out).

And no one has to get snipped .. all you have is a tiny cut on the inside of your arm (less than 1/4").

Those things are fuckin creepy.
 
Those things are fuckin creepy.

Yeah they are. My step dad is a ob-gyn and will watch procedures at home. Creepy. I remember watching Norplant get done back in the day. AHHHH.

I also remember a lady who got one of those T looking things put in her. You're supposed to keep it in for seven years and then get it replaced. She was in one of the exam rooms getting it taken out and you could hear her scream through the office.
 
Yep, totally not a fan or hormonal contraception. Pop her pooper, don a condom, or get sniped.
 
Yep, totally not a fan or hormonal contraception. Pop her pooper, don a condom, or get sniped.

WTF do gay people need contraceptives for?

DEAR GOD...THEY'VE LEARNED HOW TO REPRODUCE!

ABANDON PLANET!!

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WTF do gay people need contraceoptives for?

DEAR GOD...THEY'VE LEARNED HOW TO REPRODUCE!

ABANDON PLANET!!

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Just because I can't reproduce doesn't mean I don't have opinions about other people's contraception ideas. Holy triple negative Batman.

Maybe that should be next year's birthday present for you, Kiwi. Kynte getting snipped for you.

Dear god man, think of her cooter!!!!! Hasn't it been through enough?!??!
 
I was flipping channels one day and came across the surgery channel. It looked like they doing something to a wrinkley old chin. They always cover up the areas around where they are working. After 5 minutes I realized they were doing a vasectomy. Ouch. Supposibly it's like a one day of downtime but I find that hard to believe.